via Michael HarPaz singing for AISH
Happy 5777 to all those who celebrate. May your new year be filled with health, happiness and sweetness! Therefore, make sure to dip your apples in honey to make sure the latter one comes true.
via Conan
Today is the day that America celebrates its independence from Brexit, I mean Great Britain, back in 1776. Let’s enjoy it by eating all the hamburgers and hot dogs we can fit in our bellies. Also please be careful playing with fireworks. They are pretty to look at but they can also be really dangerous.
Happy Father’s Day to all the Dads out there who let their little girls put makeup on them and showed their sons how to shave!
Thank you for being happy when we bought a you the ugliest tie and funkiest cologne for Father’s Day and acting like it is the best gift ever.
Thank you most importantly for being you!
via Conan
To all the wonderful Mothers out there, may today special. May it be filled with homemade breakfasts, lots of kisses and most importantly love. You deserve it because you have the toughest job out there. Today is your day and your kids better show you their appreciation.
https://youtu.be/uDHvQ-Yai4s
April Fool’s Day came early this year because someone convinced teens to step on a banana peel to see if it is slippery and they did. It’s like trying a hoverboard for the first time, but without the exploding battery and heavy price tag.
If you are looking for a simple prank to play on people on my birthday, I mean today, then just give them a banana peel to step on and tell them it is all the rage. Although it is, but still it fun to watch someone fall on their a$$! Right?
