Happy Valentine’s Day. If you don’t want to get a VD, then remember to get condoms along with the roses, chocolate and diamonds. Just like Rose, Blanche and Dorothy did. Always use the Golden Girls as an example of what to do.
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2018 is now a distant memory, so let’s welcome 2019 with open arms. May this year give you everything you want and so much more.
Happy and healthy New Year! May it be the best one yet!
Largest human Christmas tree 🎄 In 2015, 4,030 kids and adults of Mission Chengannur in India gathered for a seasonal celebration to "join hands for world peace." 🕊️ pic.twitter.com/fzobxARkBp
I hope that everything you wanted was under the tree this morning. If not, return the items you don’t want for the ones you do.
If you are single, get one of those hats with mistletoe on it and say hi to that person you like. Whether they like you or not, you will get to find out of they are a good kisser.
One more tip, if you borrowed anything from anyone you are going to see today, then wrap it up and give it to them as a gift. It is the gift that keeps on giving for you.
Happy Chanukkah, may you get chocolate gelt and not Jewish guilt during these 8 days.
For those of you who don’t know about the Chanukkah miracle, my friend sent me a meme that explains it perfectly in the year 2018. Imagine if your phone’s battery was down 10% and it lasted for 8 days without a recharge? It would be a miracle! That is what happened to the Jewish people who only had oil for one day, but it lasted for 8. Because it lasted that long during the rededication of the Temple, they were able to make more to keep that light going.
A Texas restaurant is offering a "Thanksgiving pizza" consisting of deep-fried turkey loaded with mushroom gravy, green beans, stuffing and even cranberry sauce. 🦃🍕https://t.co/zyIfx1xVEqpic.twitter.com/jXLYypqnjg
