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Smokey Robinson explains Gasms
January 15th, 2024 under Smokey Robinson. [ Comments: none ]

Smokey Robinson released an album called Gasms, and that got people excited. Not because he has new music out. But because we thought it was about orgasms.

The legendary singer took to social media to explain what Gasms is really about. “Gasms is about any good feeling you might have,” he said.  “Get your mind off of sex. Because that is what you are connecting it to. Gasms is not only a sexual word. It’s a word that means whatever makes you happy. Whatever makes you happy is a gasm for you.”

The only gasm for me is an orgasm!

But then again, this is the man who gave us Cha-new-ka…

To hear his song gasm, then click here!

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Oh baby, baby, Smokey Robinson’s Chanukah fail
December 14th, 2020 under Celeb Oops, Smokey Robinson. [ Comments: none ]


Jeff Jacobson thought he would surprise his mother with a Cameo from her ex-neighbor, Smokey Robinson, with a Happy Chanukah greeting. Let’s just things didn’t go as the good son expected.

That is because when it came time for the legendary Motown singer to wish Michael a Happy Chanukah, Smokey had no idea what the Cheh-new-kah was. I didn’t either until I realized he was talking about Ha-new-kah.

Maybe, instead of going to the Go-Go, he should go to a temple when they open up again.

Seriously, I hope the track of his tears are tears from laughter and not crying. This is awesome and understandable. If you have never seen Hannukah spelled like Chanukah, then I can understand his mistake.

Heck, the first time I ever ordered a Chai tea, I thought it was pronounced like the Hebrew word for life, chai. I couldn’t understand why the barister was looking at me like I had horns growing out my head until she said the word properly. Whoops. It happens to the best of us, including me.

Now, I want one of the late night hosts to book Smokey on their show and have him try to pronounce the other Jewish Holidays like Rosh HaShana, Yom Kippur, Pesach, Rosh Chodesh, and Purim, to name a few.

UPDATE: Word got back to Smokey Robinson about his boo boo, so he made a request on Twitter. “Hey @jeffjacobson – in the spirit of 2020, I’m gonna need a do-over! Please DM your mother’s phone number so we can try this again.”

Jacobson gave Smokey’s his mom’s number, and true to his word, the singing legend called her.

That is what makes a man, a man. Someone who can admit his own mistakes and rectify them.

I hope that no one holds a grudge against him because mistakes happen to everyone.

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The Grammys did an Atlantic City Motown tribute with Jennifer Lopez
February 11th, 2019 under J-Lo, Smokey Robinson. [ Comments: none ]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-luqgTV4rV4
Even though Diana Ross was in the audience and Gladys Knight did an amazing rendition of the American Anthem at the Super Bowl last week, The Grammys asked Jennifer Lopez to do a tribute to Motown. The only artist from the label that performed with her was Smokey Robinson. Where was Stevie Wonder? Where was Lionel Richie? Where were the Supremes? Where were the Jacksons? We would rather see the original artists and not a girl from The Bronx who knows nothing about Detroit? Which is why I have not watched the show in decades.

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Lady Gaga’s tears of a clown
July 11th, 2014 under Lady Gaga, Smokey Robinson. [ Comments: none ]


Every since I saw this photo of Lady Gaga, I can’t get Smokey Robinson’s song Tears of a Clown out of my head. You know because she has mascara running down her face as though she was crying, and let’s be honest in ways she is like a clown. Plus she reminds me of one of those sad porcelain dolls, you know the ones I am talking about. What does she remind you of in this picture?

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Did Paul McDonald sing “I’m masturbating” on American Idol?
March 24th, 2011 under American Idol 9+, Fast Food, Smokey Robinson. [ Comments: none ]


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Yesterday on American Idol Paul McDonald sang Smokey Robinson’s Track of My Tears and on Jimmy Kimmel Live they pointed out he might have sang a lyric wrong. When Smokey Sings (wait that’s another song) the song he sings, “I’m masquerading”, but it sounds like when McDonald did it he sang, “I’m masturbating.” You listen to it and be the judge. I am agreeing with JKL and going with masturbating which gives a whole new meaning to Track of My Tears…
BTW am I the only who thinks he looks like a member of the Bee Gees?

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