The reason why Simon Cowell never gets his panties in a twist, is because he never wears any.
Britain’s Got Talent judge David Walliams revealed to Radio 1’s Nick Grimshaw (via Press Association) that “Simon doesn’t wear underwear.” Walliams’ co-judge the competition show added Amanda Holden confirmed he goes commando all the time. She then explained they found out about during the auditions, “I can’t reveal how we discovered this.” So not fair, I want to know how she found out.
Cowell, who was also part of the interview, only nodded when asked if it was true.
His shirts might be too tight, but his pants have some extra room in them where his underwear should be. And that was something I didn’t need to know.
Simon Cowell is one of the World’s Most Eligible Men because of his bank account and ladies he is single again! He told Sunday People that Carmen Electra and him are just friends now, and he is looking for a replacement. He said, “I’m now a single man. We spent time together and she is so much fun. But I’d like to find a girlfriend.” Then he added, “I do particularly like British women but I haven’t got my eye on anyone.†So girls if you see him, ask him out because he is willing and able!
How long until he comes up with a reality show where he is the next Flavor Flav or Bret Michaels? I would apply to be on that show because of the big bulge in his pants, not the one in the front but the one in the back!
If Simon Cowell isn’t wearing a black T-Shirt that isn’t as least two sizes too small or no shirt at all, then he is wearing a something that shows off his hairy cleavage. All I have to say to all of those looks is that none of them have the X Factor. I know he thinks he is a Right Said Fred song, but I don’t know anyone else who does. Do you think he is as sexy as only he knows it?
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Simon Cowell was caught by the paps coming out of a hotel in London and I never realized until now how much he is starting to look like Fred Flintstone. Seriously doesn’t he look like the animated caveman?
If the King of Mean ever donned that orange and black shirt dress, I would promise to watch every episode of The X Factor from that point on and only say positive things about the singing competition.
When it gets cold outside most men suffer from shrinkage, but not Simon Cowell. His nipples get harder than a diamond! As witnessed yesterday during Conan’s TBS late night show when we got to see what happens when the lone X Factor judge’s shirt braved the frigid temperatures in LA. Those things could not only take out an eye, they can also get a girl pregnant. So ladies if you see the King of Mean on a cold day, I have one word of advice…run!
