Dwyane Wade was hard at work with NBA on TNT. However, his co-host, Shaquille O’Neal, was nowhere to be found. After doing some searching around the studio, he found Shaq fast asleep in his mask. The 7’1″ NBA legend was sleeping like a baby. But, if Wade were to wake him up, I am sure he would turn into a ferocious bear.
Would you want to be the person who was tasked to wake him up? Wade is 7 inches shorter than O’Neal, so he would not stand a chance. I think the only person who could do it and come out unscathed would be Charles Barkley. That is because I think he is the only person who is not afraid of a sleeping Shaq, and he would turn it into a prank. Mostly the latter reason.
Shaquille O’Neal shared a video of himself dancing. At least, I think it is dancing. It is either that, or he has mice in his pants. I would say ants, but with him being as tall as he is, they would have no effect on him. But something is definitely having an effect on him.
While I joke about his moves, he is actually really light on his feet for a man his size.
Shaquille O’Neal is over 7 feet tall, and yet he is still light on his feet when he dances. The basketball legend did the tiptoe challenge and it was almost like he was floating on air. Who knew something that big could be as light as a feather? But he is.
Shaq shared a photo of his naked feet and wrote, “I need my feet done, anybody wanna take care of these for me?” Dr. Pimple Popper is like even that is too gross for me. Leatherface from Texas Chainsaw Massacre says that even his deadly weapon couldn’t make a dent on those things. Every pedicurist in a 3,000-mile radius is like we are so not an essential business, we will open up when concerts do. Podiatrists are like they never taught us about that in medical school for a reason. If they did, we would have become proctologists.
Dwyane Wade had a little bet with Shaquille O’Neal over the Milwaukee Bucks vs. the Miami Heat game on Monday, and the latter one lost. When Shaq asked D-Wade what he needs to do to settle up, the winner told the loser to “let his hairline grow out.”
That is exactly what Shaq did, and he debuted his new look on NBA on TNT yesterday. Then he told the audience to go ahead and joke about it because you won’t hurt his feelings.
His forehead is just like him and oversized. But in his hairline’s defense, it has a big head to fill. There is only so much hair that can grow on someone’s body and imagine how many strands it must take to cover all 7’1″ of him. He had to go bald somewhere. Better there, then down there.
When it comes to his new hairstyle, and I do mean hair, I hope he lets it grow out even more. I want to see him with the George Jefferson. Too bad, Sherman Hemsley is no longer with us. I would have loved to have seen them do a Twins remake.
Now that I think about it, imagine Shaq and Kevin Hart doing it? Hart is not even big enough to cover the NBAer’s bald spot.
One last note, thanks Dwyane! It is just another reason to love you!
