Shaq shared a photo of his naked feet and wrote, “I need my feet done, anybody wanna take care of these for me?” Dr. Pimple Popper is like even that is too gross for me. Leatherface from Texas Chainsaw Massacre says that even his deadly weapon couldn’t make a dent on those things. Every pedicurist in a 3,000-mile radius is like we are so not an essential business, we will open up when concerts do. Podiatrists are like they never taught us about that in medical school for a reason. If they did, we would have become proctologists.
Dwyane Wade had a little bet with Shaquille O’Neal over the Milwaukee Bucks vs. the Miami Heat game on Monday, and the latter one lost. When Shaq asked D-Wade what he needs to do to settle up, the winner told the loser to “let his hairline grow out.”
That is exactly what Shaq did, and he debuted his new look on NBA on TNT yesterday. Then he told the audience to go ahead and joke about it because you won’t hurt his feelings.
His forehead is just like him and oversized. But in his hairline’s defense, it has a big head to fill. There is only so much hair that can grow on someone’s body and imagine how many strands it must take to cover all 7’1″ of him. He had to go bald somewhere. Better there, then down there.
When it comes to his new hairstyle, and I do mean hair, I hope he lets it grow out even more. I want to see him with the George Jefferson. Too bad, Sherman Hemsley is no longer with us. I would have loved to have seen them do a Twins remake.
Now that I think about it, imagine Shaq and Kevin Hart doing it? Hart is not even big enough to cover the NBAer’s bald spot.
One last note, thanks Dwyane! It is just another reason to love you!
https://www.instagram.com/p/B1KnvKlFTTN/ Shaquille O’Neal was seen doing every job at a pizza store, Has the NBA legend hit hard times and needs to make money any way he can? Far from it, he actually owns that Papa John’s with @Jarvisy and @mommyrealtor. Want to get an X-Large pie, which is a single size for Shaq, from there, then you can stop by 6520 Crenshaw Blvd Los Angeles Ca 90043 to get it.
The good thing about having Shaq work at your pizza store is when the dough gets stuck on the ceiling after a good toss, he can get it down without a problem.
Shaq’s best friend, Anthony Hall, challenged him to do the #BottleCapChallenge. Not only that, Hall even agreed to hold the bottle for the NBA legend. Why he would think that was a good idea, I do not know. He realized very quickly, it was a mistake!
I mean Shaq is over 7′ tall, so his kicking perception is not the same as a normal man’s. Therefore, when he lifted his huge leg (he says) his hip went out, and he clocked his BFF right in the kisser. Imagine having a size 22 shoe in your face? I don’t want to.
Poor Hall is not OK. He says that he had to have jaw wire shut. He wants $300 in compensation. Dude, ask for more. Shaq’s shoes cost more than that. Which thankfully, he was not wearing at the time. That would have been the end of Hall.
When it comes to the body parts of Shaquille O’Neal, you don’t want to hit you the face, his foot is not in the top three. The first would be the mic between his legs, followed by his butt and then his chest. I guess in a way; Hall got off lucky.
For the future, O’Neal needs to do the challenge the Mariah Carey way. He just needs to make sure, he records the video without any audio.
Even though Shaquille O’Neal is 7’1″, he is light on his feet when he dances. Which makes no sense, and that causes me to be mesmerized by him whenever he does it. Here is shaking that a$$ and I cannot look away. There is just something about watching his two basketballs move like that makes me want to do foul things with him. It is just a slam dunk.
I will stop now. Not only because it makes no sense, but that is also the only basketball terminology I know.
