Shaquille O’Neal took to Twitter today to announce that after playing basketball professionally for 19 years he is going to retire. This is a sad day for basketball because one of NBA’s biggest players is leaving the game. And I am not referring to the fact that he is 7’1″, but the fact that the 39 year old has been such a positive force to the game.
Hopefully he will consider coaching because he needs to be part of the game in some form of the way.
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I know I have asked this before, but looking at Shaq and Hoopz standing side-by-side like that I really want to know how they have sex? I mean she is the perfect height to be standing up and giving her man some oral, but how do they do it the old-fashioned way? She is so much smaller than him. I know if I were in her position I would be afraid.
At least Flavor Flav was her size. Oh wait, now I want to know how those two did it too. Help I need a new image in my head…
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Shaq was on David Letterman yesterday and he brought his girlfriend Hoopz with him. I have never seen the two of them together before and now that I have I want to know how they have sex? She is the perfect height for a rim job, but I just can’t picture how he gets ball in to her hoopz…
Granted even though Flavor Flav were a lot closer in size, I couldn’t picture the two of them doing it either.
Yesterday on ABC’s Shaq vs. it was the big basketball player vs the little singer and I think it was a tie after two challenges. When it came to dancing Shaq showed Justin Bieber that he really is a white boy even though he got nominated for BET award, and what are white people good at…bowling and Bieber showed him he has some special moves when it comes to that sport.
Seriously when it came to dancing Shaq really out-danced the Baby, but when it came to bowling I was shocked by how many tricks he had. Who was shocked by both of their moves? I know I was!
