Shaq was pictured carrying Adam Sandler like a groom holds his wife on their wedding day and I have to wonder if they have something to tell us? No it was just the two of them having some fun on the red carpet of their movie Grown Ups 2 by Happy Madison.
BTW doesn’t Sandler look so little in Shaq’s big arms?
Adam Sandler was a guest on Conan O’Brien’s TBS show yesterday and Mr. Deeds told the host about something he had to see while he was filming Grown Ups 2.
Shaq has a part in the movie, and when the opportunity came up for him to see how huge the basketball giant’s penis was he jumped at chance. Not because he has a man crush on him, but because curiosity was killing him as it does you and me. So while Shaquille O’Neal was in the shower, The Waterboy tried to sneak a peek. You have to listen to what happens next because it makes his story even bigger. I know I got excited listening to it.
BTW let’s be real if you had the chance to see the pole between #34’s basketballs, wouldn’t you do all you could to see it first hand and grab it with the second one?
Last year Shaq O’Neal made a bet with Jimmy Fallon that if the Late Night host beat him in a game of a virtual basketball, he would walk two blocks in a pink bikini with Jimmy’s name on his a$$ and vice versa if he won. Well the 7′ basketball player lost to Fallon and that little guy decided to collect on the bet yesterday in Indianapolis. I know that Shaq is a very tall guy, but I never realized he is also a very very very very big boy. I couldn’t take my eyes off the front of his bikini. Watch the video all the way through for a surprise ending I never saw coming.
Oh and did I mention how shiny Shaq’s legs are? I could see my reflection as I looked at crotch.
Yesterday Shaq was on Jimmy Kimmel Live and the ABC late night host was curious how the nearly 7′ former basketball player and the barely 5′ Flavor of Love winner make it work. He said that Hoopz is strong and can actually carry him on her back. Not believing him, Kimmel was like I have to see that. And like him I wanted to see how the little girl could lift that giant. Well she came out and proved that she can. So I guess if you are taking Shaq doggie style you need to build up your strength so you don’t go flying. I mean with one thrust, you are clear across the room. Well at least that is what I pictured, and c’mon you know you have done the same.
And is what she did easy? See what happens when Kimmel tries to the same. Let’s just say The Man Show guy was not manly enough to not be destroyed by the VH1 dating show winner.
