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Who knew that placing a vibrator under each boob would make them grow, but a company in China came up with a product called Top Charming that is suppose to make woman’s breast grow naturally by simulating just that.
Here is how the company explained how it works:
It utilizes the shake magnetism wave, in order to repair the lax fiber organization, strengthen the vigor of every organization cell and improve the competence of replying of hormone in the breasts and body. It can promote the height of breasts and make them more elastic and pliable. The plump, tall and straight, healthy chest shape will come out naturally.
It utilizes the physics principle, combines unique abundant chest magnetism device with far infrared material massage to breast and activates the vigor of every breast organization cell. Also, it raises the replying of hormone between breast and body female competence and accelerates the blood circulation of the breast. It can effectively make the fat body of the mammary gland expand plentifully.
If you want one for your own, get 499 of your closest friends together and you can order it. But I say instead just get two vibrators and place one under each breast for the same effect.
BTW I wonder who gets more turned on from that informercial, the women in it or the men watching it. Shake Weight ads seem PG compared to that.
Now back to Top Charming if I would’ve know that using my vibrators under my boobs would make them grow, then I would’ve been using them up there instead of down there.
DJ Lubel has written a song called Masturbate for Life and it is the best song about masturbation since Cyndi Lauper’s She Bop, The Vapor’s Turning Japanese and the Divinyls I Touch Myself! Seriously how catchy is the song that DJ Lubel wrote? Honestly who else besides me, has Masturbate for Life stuck in their head?
Now when it comes to the video that was posted on FunnyOrDie, it reminds of me of Julie Brown’s The Homecoming Queen’s Got a Gun but it could just be the attire and setting!
BTW I posted videos for the songs mentioned above to do with what you want!
Yesterday on ABC’s Jimmy Kimmel Live, he aired a news clip about Roxxxy the Sexxx Robot, the sex robot that can talk. Watch the video all the way through to see just how life like she is.
OK, that was actually him making a funny, but below is the real Roxxxy the Sexxx Robot and I am not sure which one scares me more.
BTW what guy really wants a sex doll that can talk, doesn’t he just want her to do other things with her mouth? And by the looks of it she can, but if I were a man I would be afraid of a robot doing that to my pee pee if I had one. Just imagine the sucking action she was programmed to do, and add to that she doesn’t have any teeth. Oh wait saying that, I don’t think men will be afraid of what she could to do them as long as she can.
According to InventorSpot a company call gPod came out with a vibrator that vibrates to the beat. You can plug the vibrator into an iPod, a phone or a TV and let it move to the beat. Once it is plugged fell the good vibrations brought on by the frequencies of the voice it is plugged into.
I would love to see how it reacts to either Pressure by Billy Joel or David Bowie and Queen, it would probably go crazy. Oh my imagine it with Prince's Let's Go Crazy. Oh yes, yes yes! I so want one!!! What other songs do you think would work for it? Billy Idol's Mony, Mony? Blink 182's What's My Age Again? Go-Go's We've Got the Beat? The Isley Brother's Shout…A little bit louder…
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