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via MelissaHagerTV

Ever since we were little kids, we have been doing The Electric Slide to the Electric Boogie at weddings and bar mitzvot. However, did you know that the song is about vibrators? Well, the late songwriter, Bunny Wailer, confirmed that a few years ago.

However, that fact is now going around TikTok, and the reactions are priceless, as you can see in the video above.

Read lyrics, and record yourself as you do. To read them, then click here!

CamSoda

We know that we are going to get stuffed next Thursday with food. However, would you also like to get stuffed with Thanksgiving-themed sex toys? If you do, then CamSoda gave you something to really be thankful for this holiday!

They are selling “The Turkey Baster” – Suction Vibrator – “The Gravy Boat” – Lubricant, “Body Butter” – Anal Gel, “The Turkey Trotter” – Vibrating Wand, “Wish Boned” – Dual G-Spot Stimulator, “Licking The Beater” – Oral Sex Lubricant, and “Corn on the Cob” – Wand Massager.

“Thanksgiving isn’t exactly known as the sexiest holiday, especially coupled with holiday-related stressors everywhere you look,” said Daryn Parker, VP of CamSoda. “That’s why CamSoda created something that helps even the most high strung people feel instant relief. These sex toys will last you all the way from Thanksgiving into the new year.”

If you use them before your sit down to eat, you will actually enjoy spending time with your family, especially if you use the corn on the cob sleeve. I really want to try that and put the flavored lubes on the guy I am messing around with. For once, he will literally slide in like it’s butter and taste that way too! What more does a girl want and need? Oh, yeah, not to gain any weight between now and the new year. That ain’t gonna happen. But at least you can have an orgasm to ring in the New Year every day with these festive adult toys!

Which toys are you going to buy so you have a reason to say thank you, thank you, thank you on Turkey Day?

Are you sick of spending lots of money at adult toy shops? Well, you can save some bones if you do your shopping at a pet store.

What? Sarahbartell showed us how you can get the same toys in the dog toy section that you get in the dildo one for a fraction of the price. Who knew?

Maybe they should move those toys to the cat section because they also make a pussy happy.

Oh, and pet stores don’t only sell dildos. They also have ropes to tie you up, butt plugs, whips, vibrating collars, lube, and cock rings. It has everything!

I really hope Chewy doesn’t judge me for my recent order. I can’t be the only one who wants to make her pussy purr!

Have you ever wanted to ride the same dick as Ariana Grande, Kate Beckinsale, Phoebe Dynevor, and possibly Kim Kardashian? Then your wish can come true, thanks to CamSoda. That is because they made a dildo full of tattoos in honor of Pete Davidson.

Not only is it inked like him, but it can be synched to gyrate during his appearances on Saturday Night Live. Thanks to Teledildonics technology, you can SNL & Thrill. It’s the only way to get you excited for an episode of the variety show.

If they really wanted to sell out of Teledidonics dildos, then they should create one for Sam Heughan and have it go off during his Outlander scenes. There wouldn’t be a battery left in any store if they did.

Wood Rocket

We know that men have those naughty pinup wall calendars that give them new spank material every month of the year. But, us ladies do not have one.

Well, that should be past tense because Wood Rocket is giving us one with Nice Dicks for 2022.

Now, I know what I am giving my girl friends for the holidays because they all need one of those!

Oh, and if anyone wants to buy me one, I would greatly appreciate it.

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