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Death of a Unicorn rode into theaters this weekend, and it gave people nightmares. What is the best way to get through the night after seeing the Horror movie? A lamp!

So A24 and Craighill teamed up for the Death of a Unicorn Blood Lamp, made to look like a Unicorn’s horn with a glowing purple liquid.

I know that is what they say it is. But, it looks like something I keep in my nightstand, not on it.

The blood (which got my blood bubbling) “lamp” is available to preorder for $125 and will ship in July.

BTW My birthday is tomorrow! Guess what I want???

I don’t know about you, but I thought that Build-A-Bear was only for kids. It turns out I was wrong.

The toy company has a line of cougars, cats, lions, and dogs, which are available for people over 18 in The Bear Cave, and they are pawfect for Valentine’s Day or Galentine’s Day.

There are 11 different stuffed animals for the holiday of love to choose from, and there is one for all of the personalities out there.

The best part is they come with a Record Your Voice sound chip in the plush that allows you to add a custom message. This way, even when you are not there, you are there.

Roses die, chocolate gets eaten, but a stuffed Build-A-Brear can last forever.

And since I don’t have a Valentine, who wants to send me one? You cannot blame a girl for trying!

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Ever since we were little kids, we have been doing The Electric Slide to the Electric Boogie at weddings and bar mitzvot. However, did you know that the song is about vibrators? Well, the late songwriter, Bunny Wailer, confirmed that a few years ago.

However, that fact is now going around TikTok, and the reactions are priceless, as you can see in the video above.

Read lyrics, and record yourself as you do. To read them, then click here!

CamSoda

We know that we are going to get stuffed next Thursday with food. However, would you also like to get stuffed with Thanksgiving-themed sex toys? If you do, then CamSoda gave you something to really be thankful for this holiday!

They are selling “The Turkey Baster” – Suction Vibrator – “The Gravy Boat” – Lubricant, “Body Butter” – Anal Gel, “The Turkey Trotter” – Vibrating Wand, “Wish Boned” – Dual G-Spot Stimulator, “Licking The Beater” – Oral Sex Lubricant, and “Corn on the Cob” – Wand Massager.

“Thanksgiving isn’t exactly known as the sexiest holiday, especially coupled with holiday-related stressors everywhere you look,” said Daryn Parker, VP of CamSoda. “That’s why CamSoda created something that helps even the most high strung people feel instant relief. These sex toys will last you all the way from Thanksgiving into the new year.”

If you use them before your sit down to eat, you will actually enjoy spending time with your family, especially if you use the corn on the cob sleeve. I really want to try that and put the flavored lubes on the guy I am messing around with. For once, he will literally slide in like it’s butter and taste that way too! What more does a girl want and need? Oh, yeah, not to gain any weight between now and the new year. That ain’t gonna happen. But at least you can have an orgasm to ring in the New Year every day with these festive adult toys!

Which toys are you going to buy so you have a reason to say thank you, thank you, thank you on Turkey Day?

Are you sick of spending lots of money at adult toy shops? Well, you can save some bones if you do your shopping at a pet store.

What? Sarahbartell showed us how you can get the same toys in the dog toy section that you get in the dildo one for a fraction of the price. Who knew?

Maybe they should move those toys to the cat section because they also make a pussy happy.

Oh, and pet stores don’t only sell dildos. They also have ropes to tie you up, butt plugs, whips, vibrating collars, lube, and cock rings. It has everything!

I really hope Chewy doesn’t judge me for my recent order. I can’t be the only one who wants to make her pussy purr!

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