The late night hosts had the summer off because of the strikes and decided to try new things.
Jimmy Kimmel revealed on the Strike Force Five podcast with Seth Meyers, Jimmy Fallon, Stephen Colbert, and John Oliver that he tried to get a vasectomy this summer.
What happened? Did he have a sitcom moment where he runs out of the doctor’s office in fright?
Nope. He went in, he shaved, he was ready, but the doctor wasn’t. You see, the first visit is just a consultation.
But the story gets better. He gets into the Uber, and his driver hears that he is going to get snipped. So he tells Kimmel that he should try semen retention instead.
Wait, the driver also told him that he manifested that Kimmel would be in his car, and it happened.
James Corden said goodbye to late night television yesterday. But before he signed off from The Late Late Show, he was visited by the Ghosts of Late Night Present: Seth Meyers, Jimmy Kimmel, Stephen Colbert, and Jimmy Fallon in his bedroom.
They instructed him that he cannot share the late night secrets with the world. But, they also showed him a glimpse of his future, thanks to the Ghost of Late Night Past, David Letterman.
And if that was not enough, we got a glimpse of what his life will be like in six months. And he is not going to be alone because Trevor Noah got visited by the same Ghosts.
This was a brilliant idea, and I am happy they all agreed to do it. But I have one question, where was Conan O’Brien???
Back in December, Seth Meyers went drinking with Lizzo, and she thought one of his writers was Paul Rudd. He wasn’t.
So yesterday, when the real Paul Rudd was on Late Night, the NBC host brought out the writer to see if the two men look alike when you are sober.
The answer is they have the same eyes. And since the writer was wearing a mask and Lizzo was buzzed, you can see why she thought he was the Clueless star.
And when it comes to Rudd, he was just happy to hear Lizzo mention his name. So I can’t wait for her to meet him. You know their encounter will be super cute.
Back to Lizzo. During the time that she was day drinking with Meyers, she left a message on his dad’s voicemail in which she said her signature phrase, “Bye, bitch!” She felt so bad that she got his address and sent him flowers. She is a class act! No matter what the haters said.
Seth Meyers wanted to take the perfect photo with his three children looking at the camera, and it didn’t happen because they are children.
Instead, Ashe, 6, was trying to get away, Axel, 4, was staring at the sky, and Adelaide, 1, was looking to get down. And yet, their dad looked happy, which is odd because he can’t go day drinking when he is with his three kids. Or can he?
Seth Meyers took Lizzo day drinking on NBC’s Late Night yesterday, and they got shitfaced. You can tell that the two of them had the best time doing it. And we had just as much watching!
There was so much laughing, even when she tried not to laugh. You have to see the Nog Nog Joke he told that had her falling out of her chair. It was so bad, but his delivery sold it, just like she told him to do.
However, that was not as funny as when he had to call his dad to apologize for the message she left on his voicemail. I wish Meyer’s mom recorded his dad’s reaction and shared it with all of us.
But it was the final minutes that will have you spit-taking like Lizzo. There was a masked man on the crew that she was convinced was Paul Rudd. So at the end, her reaction to seeing him without the mask is priceless. At that point, Meyers was the one on the floor laughing uncontrollably.
And the hardest laughter was yet to come. The singer couldn’t get out the words happy holidays without going into hysterics. Each time she failed, her laughter got deeper and louder. And then, when she tried to say the word masks, it was all over.
And with that, their day came to an end. But not without all of our stomachs hurting. Theirs from drinking too much alcohol, and ours from laughing with them.
I love Meyer’s Day Drinking segments. I just hope his liver can take it. I know mine couldn’t.
Seriously, this is just another reason why I say he is by far the best host in late night. He has the best monologues, tells the best jokes, and is the only one who can actually interview his guest correctly. I said it, and I mean it.
