I have a new love, and his name is Emilio Vitolo, who owns the hot Italian restaurant Emilio’s Ballato in Manhattan.
The chef to celebrities like Lenny Kravitz, Joe Jonas, and Taylor Swift (and Katie Holmes in the bedroom) appeared on Late Night with Seth Meyers yesterday for a cooking segment to show the host how to make Arrabita, aka Angry pasta, and boy, did he get the censors angry. That is because, between him and Seth Meyers, they said around 25 curse words (I lost count because I have only 20 fingers and toes), like shit and fuck. Therefore, they had to hit the bleep button that many times.
They might not have had to push it as much as they did if it were not for the two men drinking Manhattans during the segment.
And I fucking love that! Vitolo is so old-school New York. I so miss that attitude!
I’d also never fuck with him because he would go all Sweeney Todd on your ass. However, you would not be in the angry pasta because there is no meat in it!
Can someone tell me why someone has not been given the part-time actor, who looks like Joseph-Gordon Levitt, a cooking/behind-the-scenes restaurant show? It would be so fucking awesome to watch.
Now that I think about it, it would have to be on cable or streaming because of all of the cursing. I want/need to hear every curse word. But then again, I am from The Bronx, and cursing is just part of our vernacular.
Seth Meyers and Donald Trump have a history. The Late Night host hosted the White House Correspondents Dinner, where Barack Obama made fun of him, and that was the moment that convinced him to run.
Fast forward to Sunday, the baby-in-chief wrote this on his failed social media site, “I got stuck watching Marble Mouth Meyers the other night, the first time in months, and every time I watch this moron I feel an obligation to say how dumb and untalented he is, merely a slot filler for the Scum that runs Comcast.”
Well, I watched Meyers yesterday to see if he was going to respond, and he didn’t. However, he did so today during his Closer Look segment, in which he discusses Pete Hegseth.
“You might be saying, why would a Pete Hegseth fan be watching your show,” he said. “Fair point. It has come to my attention that sometimes people do not care for me get stuck watching my show. And to those people, I would just say, ‘You have my sympathy. And I hope you get a TV soon that allows you to change the channel.'”
The man who puts on makeup worse than a closeted MAGA man trying to do Drag to prove he is straight had it easy with Jimmy Kimmel. He does not realize what he did by opening that can of worms with Meyers. Meyers is the smartest and funniest late night host, so I can’t wait to see him take down Mr. Smelly Diapers.
Although, I think if the late night hosts really want to piss him off, they should STOP talking about him! That would frustrate him more than anything else! Let’s see if they can do it starting on Tuesday night! I triple dare them! Should we start a petition?
NBC has decided not to have a night of live programming on New Year’s Eve. So what will they be airing instead?
From 9-11p, they will be airing A Toast to 2024. Today’s Hoda Kotb and Jenna Bush Hager ring in the new year as they host a primetime, star-studded special featuring the year’s buzziest and brightest moments.
Then, at 11:30p, they turn it over to Seth Meyers. We will look back on his many Day Drinking segments. While we encourage you to drink responsibly, we will show you many instances where Seth did NOT because he was hanging with Rihanna, Post Malone, Will Forte, Kelly Clarkson, Kristen Stewart, Kevin Hart, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Lizzo, and Dua Lipa.
I hope they throw in a new segment to the mix! Because they are the best thing that late night television has given us in the last five years. I wish they would stop covering that guy.
For the last few Thanksgivings, Seth Meyers has his parents and brother, Josh, on Late Night with him.
That is not the only annual tradition he partakes in. The NBC late night host also shares video of his three children, Ashe, 8, Axel, 6, and Adelaide, 3, dressed as turkeys.
However, this year, there were four kids in the video. So who is the mystery child?
Meyers, who surprised us with the birth of his daughter during the Thanksgiving episode in 2021, announced yesterday, “I found out this year, I had one [child] out of wedlock.”
What? He was joking. Agnes is his niece, so he invited her to join in on the fun!
The only one who wasn’t having fun was his dog Frisbee, who was dressed as a pilgrim! Hopefully, the whole Meyers clan gave the pooch plenty of turkey as a reward.
