Leslie Jones was on Late Night yesterday, and Seth Meyers wanted to know where she was when she found out that she was joining Saturday Night Live. That was when she told him the wild story of how it happened. You know it is going to be good when she lets out a huge laugh before she tells it.
She went in all cocky, thinking she was at the top of her game. Which at the time, she was for what she was doing. After spending a week watching how they did the show, she really wanted to be part of it.
When the week was over, she went back to LA and waited for their call. Well, not really. She went on her with her normal routine. As she was driving to get her nails done, she kept getting calls from a 212 number. She thoought they were going to tell her she didn’t get the job. As soon as she parked, she decided to pick up the call. The voice, on the other end, told her that Lorne Michaels was on the phone for her. Michaels told her, he wanted her to start out as a writer because he did not know what to do with her just yet.
Then when they got off the phone, she got out of her car and ran around the parking lot, screaming like a maniac. The security guard stopped her to find out what was wrong with her. She told him she got SNL, and he wanted to know if it was a disease.
Jones can make any boring story exciting. Just likeb she does on her standup special that is on Netflix now
Before Lin-Manuel Miranda was writing Rap Musicals for Broadway, he was doing that for Electric Company. How on beat were the two 29-year-old actors in 2010?
William Jackson Harper talked about this song yesterday on Late Night with Seth Meyers. I, for one, am happy that Miranda didn’t remember him for Hamilton. If he did remember his old castmate, then Harper might not have gone on to The Good Place. And he is so good on it!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EV2yAMetlOs&t=0s
Y’all have heard that Gwyneth Paltrow is selling a candle on Goop that is called This Smells Like My Vagina. Even though it costs $75, people still spent the money to find out if it does.
Since Seth Meyers can not get his hands on one, he asked her it does on Late Night yesterday. She shared with the NBC how it got its name. She was with the man who created the scent, and he lit it up for her to sniff. Her reaction, as soon as she got a whiff of it, was, “I smell this beautiful thing, and I was like this smells like my vagina.” However, she was just joking. It does not smell like her vagina.
What does she think her vagina smells like? According to the website, it smells like, “geranium, citrusy bergamot, and cedar absolutes juxtaposed with Damask rose and ambrette seed.” Thus, she thinks her vajayjay smells like roses. Would you think otherwise?
Why did they go with that name? The actress feels that “I think woman, a lot of us, have grown up feeling certain degrees of shame around our body or whatever. So this is just a little bit of a, you know, subversive candle for all of us out there.” That, and the name is “punk rock.”
Now I wonder if all of those people, who bought it, are thinking of returning it. Could it be considered to be false advertising?
I know the Jonas Brothers are not goody two shoes, but I always think of them that way. Thus, it was fun to watch them get drunk on Late Night with Seth Meyers, his brother Josh and his other brother Jack McBrayer.
While they are no Rihana and Kelly Clarkson, they still are a lot of fun. Especially when they all try to write a song in five minutes. Surprisingly, the Meyers did a better job. Take that Suckers!
I could write up their day more in detail, but let’s be real, it just better to watch them all get sh!tfaced!
As much as I want this to be a weekly segment, I don’t think that Meyers’ body concurs with me. His wife and kids would like to keep him around.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DjbEA7LmX3c
Robert Pattinson has said a lot of outlandish things on talk shows and we believed him. Turns out we shouldn’t. Yesterday, when he was on Late Night, Seth Meyers asked him about being a model before he was an actor.
That seems believable because so many other actors got their start that way. Guess what, that was a lie he made up. He admitted that is not the only thing he falsified from his past. In fact, he has made up so many that he can no longer distinguish what is real and what is fake. Thus, we can never trust him.
Although, I did the research and there are two sex shoppes in Yarmouth, Maine. Which means sometimes he can tell the truth. Now, I don’t know what to beleive…
