Tonight at 9p on Syfy American Horror House debuts and you are going to want to watch this campy slasher film! Back in the late 20th century cheesy slasher horror films that took place at a college were as popular as a fraternity or a sorority, but then they graduated to a different type of bloody movie. That is until American Horror House because it unearths that genre again!
Sigma Delta Phi has just moved into a new house and these sorority sisters are not alone. There are a bunch of trapped spirits in the house and now they are going to initiate the new residents. One by one they will die in ways that will make your scream and laugh at the same time. Like the girl who dies by violin strings, I won’t tell you what that means but I will tell you it is an awesome kill. The murders will come to a climax during a Halloween party at the house. Will anyone get out alive or are they all f*cked and not in a good way? You will have to turn into this movie that is so much more than fraternity party and leaves you feeling OK the morning after!
American Horror House stars Morgan Fairchild as the woman who owns the house and has secret that none of the girls know about…
Dead Souls premieres on Chiller TV tonight and this movie is just like the network’s slogan, “Scary Good.”
Shortly after Johnny Petrie (Jesse James) turns 18 he gets a phone call that he has come into some money and it is time for him to sell his family’s house. Only problem is he never knew about this family. He decides to meet with the lawyer and see the house. When he gets there he finds out that the woman who has been raising him for the last 17 years is really his aunt and the people who lived in the house were his parents, his brother and his sister. The lawyer doesn’t tell him much, but that they all died except for him. What he doesn’t know is that is father killed them all in some sort of ritual and Johnny coming back has woken up their spirits.
Now that their baby is home, they are ready to to finish the ritual and be reunited as a family. Will they be able to do it or will Johnny get out of there alive? You have to tune into this haunting horror movie to find.
Seriously I don’t remember the last time a television movie scared me as much as this, but this one totally gave me nightmares. So don’t watch it alone watch it with someone special to hold you or just someone to hold you because you are going to need the support!
For the last year’s season finale of Warehouse 13 we lost the Warehouse itself, and tonight at 9p on Syfy we lose the heart of the Warehouse in the midseason finale. Artie has killed Lena and is now on the run. The team needs to find their leader and also deal with the shock that Artie has gone evil. They will have to search the world looking for him and when they finally find him that premonition he had all season long of Claudia stabbing him is about to happen for real. Will she actually do it or will something happen that will stop her? You will have to tune in because that is not the finale’s biggest shock, it’s what will happen next that you will have you sweating like a whore in a Church in anticipation until the show comes back. Yeah it is just that amazing and you will want to watch every single second of this exciting midseason finale.
Robert Englund is starring in Lake Placid: The Final Chapter tonight on Syfy at 9p, but what scares one of the scariest people in the world?
I was recently on a conference call with him and here is what Freddy Krueger said terrified him:
Nothing really scares me. When I did the first Nightmare film, I mean there’s films that scare me, I just even got a jolt the other night watching Cabin in the Woods. And I remember the original Alien got me several times, and I was a grown up when I saw that, and I dragged my poor father to see it.
But now, when I was in the makeup for the original Freddy, I fell asleep, we were shooting nights. And I fell asleep trying to get a nap and the AD banged on the door and said, “Mr. Englund hurry up we’re going to try and get this shot before the sun comes up.†And I sat up, and I forgot, this was during the first film, forgetting I was in this make-up.
And I sat up with, you know, that kind of bad breath you have after a little nap, and I rolled off of my cot in my little tiny, you know, honey wagon dressing room. And there in the recesses, in the forced perspective of my make-up mirror, opposite my bunk, surrounded by dim light bulbs – make-up light bulbs, that had been cranked down on the dimmer. I saw this old bald man with scars and burns all over him looking back at me.
And I kind of went, “Oh geez.†And I put my hand on my head and so did he. So it became this sort of nightmarish Marx brothers routine. And it literally took me about the count of 5 or 6 to kind of come out of that semi-conscious state you’re in when you wake up real fast. And, you know, when you’re fighting for the alarm clock. That kind of moment of time. And I was very disoriented.
The point of this story is that moment, looking into the mirror, which I recovered from in 5 to 6 seconds, but that moment, I can remember it like it was yesterday. And occasionally, and I don’t want to like guilt the lily here, but occasionally that does enter into my subconscious and it does get into a dream, or it comes in as a random image that’s still stored in my brain somewhere. Because it was so disorienting.
There’s that funny distancing of where I was sitting, and then the mirror 2 or 3 feet from me. And then in an equally far back and deep in the mirror Freddy, looking back at Robert. Because I was Robert obviously.
But that really was a strange moment, and it was so early in the film experience for me, of horror films. I had been doing a lot of very normal fair up until then, except for science fiction (unintelligible). That really did disorient me, and it did stay with me, and do a little kind of a – I think there’s a definite crease in my gray matter that makes a home for that image.
I am glad that with all the scares that he has given us in The Nightmare on Elm Street Movies that it also scared him!
And check him in Lake Placid: The Final Chapter tonight on Syfy to be scared by him once again…
Haven is back on Syfy tonight at 10p and it picks up where the season finale left off. Duke and Nathan are still fighting and matching each other fist for fist. Audrey has been kidnapped and we learn what her kidnapper wants from her. Let’s just say what he wants to know will set up this season’s arc and it is an exciting one. But I am not going to tell you what it is because it is a shocker that you have to see for yourself.
I was recently on a conference call with the show’s stars Emily Rose (Audrey), Eric Balfour (Duke) and Lucas Bryant (Nathan) and the three actors previewed what we can expect during this very revealing upcoming season.
Emily Rose: “Well, it’s interesting. I think Audrey, the first season she just kind of is curious when she finds a connection with the place of Haven, that there’s something there about herself. And then by season three, she’s facing some really, really dark, dark, dark, questions regarding who she is and there’s a – sort of a clock in play. So, it’s really, really hard and I think she’s in a really, really hard place all season. It’s not a fun place for her to be in mentally.
“And I think – it was interesting, we filmed the second to the last day yesterday when we were finishing up the season and there’s this one scene at the very, very end of the season where Audrey is able to kind of ask all of those questions that she sort of dealt with and it’s just neat. It’s neat to have posed a lot of questions to the audience for so long and then finally have a season where some of those things are addressed or directly asked and to see what kind of answers are given is really, really interesting.”
Eric Balfour: “I mean, yes, I think the most amazing reveal for Duke this season is everything that he’s going to learn about his family this year. And even more importantly, there’s an incredible reveal that he learns about his relationship to Emily’s character, Audrey. Duke finds out and reveals some pretty amazing things about his relationship and dynamic with Audrey. It’s kind of unreal.”
Lucas Bryant: “Nathan is now in a place where – in the second season we saw him sort of uncomfortably thrust into the position of police chief. And in the third season he’s kind of manned up a bit and he’s accepted his position and taken more – I think, taken more initiative. And our – Duke – and my relationship with Duke this season takes a number of turns, doesn’t it. I guess it comes – it goes – we fall in love and then we break up again.
“But, you know, the cool thing about – I guess it shows many sort of love stories and Nathan and Duke are sort of arch enemies or each other’s nemesis in many ways. But, what really is under that is a great affection for each other and I think both of them really care about each other and rely on each other. So when they get to occasionally team up, we have a blast doing that and we get – we did get an opportunity to do more of that in season three and I think they do – they work better together than against each other.”
