How many times have you wanted to bury Ryan Seacrest up to his neck in sand and leave him there? Well, Katy Perry beat us to it. Over the weekend, the American Idol regulars went to Hawaii, stayed at Aulani, A Disney Resort & Spa, and had some fun in the sand. For the host, it was literally in the sand.
According to his Instagram, he is still there. Do you think they should dig him up? After all, he did give us the Kardashians.
BTW this is the worst take of Beach Blanket Bimbo, I mean Bingo, yet. Sorry, it was too easy not to go there.
The Oscars is a traumatic experience for some people because they don’t win the little gold statuette. However, Antonio Banderas revealed on Live with Kelly and Ryan why it was for a completely different situation or him.
Back in 1992, when he presented for the first time, he was in a lot of pain. That is because he bought new shoes and there were really tight. That caused his feet to swell. What could he do? He was stuck wearing them during the five-hour show and when he presented an award with Sharon Stone.
Even though he was in so much pain, the show has to go on. He went up on stage, and since he is an actor, he tried to mask the pain. He did a good job, if you don’t know what was going on with him. However, when the actor points out that he was in so much agony that he shrugged his shoulders so high, he had no neck.
Hopefully, he will not wear new shows when he goes to Oscars on February 9th. He does not want his first chance of a win to be marred by Pain and Glory. Although, I think he would forget all about the pain if he won.
The moral of his story is never to wear new shoes for a big event. A lot of us have done it, and we learn never to do it again. At least we hope we do.
It is not even February sweeps, and yet Live with Kelly and Ryan is looking to boost their ratings now. That is why they had Ryan Seacrest, Kelly Ripa, and Jerry O’Connell do a segment in a bed today.
What were they talking about? How to have better sex with your partner? Sadly, nope. Sleep Doctor Michael Breus gave some advice on how to have a better night’s sleep. One of the things he said to do to sleep the whole night through is drink guava leaf tea. It helps to regulate your sugar.
OK! That is boring. What was titillating is what was going on underneath the sheets. Ripa is a creature of habit and likes to rub her husband’s legs when they are in bed. She did the same thing to O’Connell. There was just one important thing she did not about Jerry, he was not wearing pajama bottoms. Thus, she was rubbing his naked leg. Now you know why he was smiling so much during the segment.
Want to see how they all reacted to the scandalous revelation, then click here!
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Ryan Seacrest can do a lot of things, but catching an oversized ball is not one of them. Today on Live with Kelly and Ryan, when he went to catch a ball that was thrown at him, he caught it and accidentally let it go. Therefore, he followed the ball’s path, wound up falling off of his chair and landing back first on the floor.
Kelly Ripa and a stage director immediately jumped to his aid and helped him up. As soon as he was on his feet, he finally caught the ball and let everyone know that he did. Because that proves he not only can cover sports, he can play them too. I think for his own safety, he should stick to entertainment.
Was he hurt? Only his pride.
Thankfully, they released this video on Instagram so that we can watch this over and over and over again. That is what he gets for giving us Keeping Up with the Kardashians. He will never be done paying us for that torture he inflicted upon us. Never! But this a good start.
There are a lot of ugly Christmas sweaters, but is there one uglier than all of the others? This sweater that is covered with Ryan Seacrest’s face all over it, might be the winner. Can you think of an uglier one you saw in 2019? I cannot.
