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Celine Dion creates the biggest movie theme song since her last one
May 3rd, 2018 under Céline Dion, Ryan Reynolds. [ Comments: none ]


It has been over 20 years since Titanic came out and since then we have not had a movie theme song as huge as Celine Dion’s tune My Heart Will Go On. That is all about to change because today Deadpool 2 revealed that their theme song is Ashes by the Canadian power voice.

It is song so beautiful, you wonder what the f*ck it is doing in Deadpool 2? It seems that Ryan Reynolds asked the wrong musician. He put Canada over America and he got an 11 over a 5. Too bad he did not go with *NSYNC over her as he wanted. Although Ashes will give the potty mouthed superhero something he never thought he would get. An Oscar!

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Deadpool 2 might have the best line from a Superhero movie!
April 19th, 2018 under Ryan Reynolds. [ Comments: none ]


Deadpool is as well know for being a Superhero as his snarky one-liners and he still has that fresh mouth in the sequel. Today, they released a new trailer for the anticipated dick flick and it has a line that will make you high-five whatever you heard it on.

Deadpool (Ryan Reynolds) says to Cable (Josh Brolin), “So dark, you sure, you’re not from the DC Universe?” If you don’t get that diss, then you should not be allowed in to this movie. If you do get it, then run out and buy your tickets today. Or go online like everyone else does!

Last question, when is Peter going to get his own movie? Peter! Peter! Peter!

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Mama says that Deadpool 2 trailer knocks you out
March 22nd, 2018 under Ryan Reynolds. [ Comments: none ]


The Deadpool 2 trailer is finally here and it looks like it is going to be as outrageous as the first movie. Something everyone has been hoping for and looks like they got. Which means we should expect long lines on the May 15th when it opens.

Up until them, we should expect the second best marketing campaign for a movie ever. Because nothing will top the one for the first Deadpool. That was totally bitching!

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Can you see through Ryan Reynolds’ disquise?
March 19th, 2018 under Ryan Reynolds. [ Comments: none ]


Before Ryan Reynolds was Deadpool, he was the Green Lantern. Today, he debuted his prototype for the green superhero and the producers made the right choice by going with the CGI version.

While the tissue mask did not work for the movie, it would work great for watching This Is Us. Reynolds is on to something. He should market glasses that come with a refillable tissue box. This way you do not have to reach for a Kleenex, it right there on your eyes when you need it. Only problem is, what do you about your nose?

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Hey Ryan Reynolds, is that an elephant’s trunk between your legs?
February 14th, 2018 under In Your Pocket?, Ryan Reynolds. [ Comments: none ]


Ryan Reynolds shared a photo of himself texting his mom with an imaginary phone, but I was not looking at his hands. That is because my eyes were focused on what is happening between his legs. It is like he has an elephant’s head for a crotch which makes think that Blake Lively is a lucky woman.

Although in Deadpool, it did not look that way. Admit it, you paused that scene to see how big his Van Wilder is. I know I am not alone and there is nothing wrong with that.

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