Roseanne Barr was on Late Night yesterday and Jimmy Fallon challenged her to a game of Password. The Presidential candidate and the host had to guess a word from clues given to them by an audience member. Fallon’s audience member said pink and he said singer. Then it was the comedian’s turn and her person said bird. Of course now you know what the word is, but she thought it was vag!na. How she got there from pink bird, I have no idea but then again who has any idea what she does most of the time.
…and how you never want to see her again. Roseanne Barr Tweeted the above picture and said, “Fat old Jew” I think the woman who is going to be Roasted by Comedy Central left out a few adjectives, don’t you agree. Which words would you add to describe that photo of her?
Comedy Central has roasted Charlie Sheen, William Shatner, Pamela Anderson, Flavor Flav, David Hasselhoff, Bob Saget, Joan Rivers and now they are going to roast their first ever Presidential candidate…Roseanne Barr. That’s right on Sunday, August 12th the sitcom star will be the latest target and I can’t wait to see how they make fun of her. While I think that they have a lot to choose from, here is what she said about it “All I can say is good luck finding anything about me to make fun of… I mean, I’ve never made a mistake or offended anyone in my life!†What makes her roast so awesome, is that she is truly funny comedian who is going to roast the dais harder than they will do her.
Now when it comes to the dais, please let them get John Goodman to be the Roast Master. I also would love to see several of the cast members from Roseanne like Becky 1 and Becky 2 and some of the writers like Chuck Lorre and Joss Whedon on the panel. But my ultimate choice to be a surprise guest would be her ex-husband Tom Arnold. Could you imagine what we would say about her? Who do you want to see rip her new one?
Roseanne has a reality show called Roseanne’s Nuts on Lifetime that airs Wednesday at 9 and 9:30p, when her show ends Dance Moms begins. Well I guess the sitcom actress doesn’t like the show that follows hers because here is what she said about it on Twitter, “that fat ass bitch on dance moms thinks she is a roseanne connor type. bitch you can bully little kids and their fat ass moms, but hey, you wouldn’t last a second in a show down with old granny. I’d take you down in a heartbeat-u r fat, but u aint bad.” I really hope they battle it out because if they do and Roseanne won (which you know she will) then that would mean Dance Moms would be cancelled and I would no longer be excited to watch it every hump day. Seriously I feel so guilty because I can’t wait for the next episode to dance its way into my life every week.
If you have never seen Dance Moms, it is a horrible addictive television show that you don’t want to tell anyone you watch.
Before Roseanne Barr was making millions people laugh once a week on Roseanne, she was doing it via much more intimate ways at comedy clubs around the country. How funny is the 31 year old comedian during that 1984 stand up routine? It is obvious then, why she got her own television show just 4 years later!!!
