Robert Pattinson was on The Ellen DeGeneres Show today and he shared with her one of his favorite YouTube videos. The video is of a woman stripping and learning the hard way that furniture can not be used as a pole substitute. It is not the video that caught my attention during the interview, but how he told her how he found it. The Twilight star told her, “I just spend my time looking up stripper videos.” And then under his breath as he chuckled nervously, he added, ” I just realized how inappropriate this was to put on TV.” I wonder what else he spends his time doing that is inappropriate for TV? And when it comes to him looking up stripper videos, I don’t have a problem with that because we all know who is girlfriend is…
Now back to him being on Ellen, he also told her he likes to get cheeky with her on rare occasions. As in he wears the underwear that she gave him when he is down to his last pair. He also mentioned that he doesn’t know how to do laundry, so hoping he won’t get stuck in the situation she gave him a basket full of her underwear so he can sit on her whenever he likes. Hopefully with all those extra pairs, he will be wearing something clean on his body. OK now I have an image how bad his underwear must be before he changes them. Yuck…
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Robert Pattinson came out for the premiere of his new movie Water for Elephants and he got his sexy on. The Twilight blood sucker was very expressive with his face, sometimes he was sexy, sometimes he was curious, one time it looks like he was checking out his co-star Reese Witherspoon’s chest, and the whole time he made me want to expose my neck to him!
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Robert Pattinson was promoting his movie Water for Elephants and one of the mammals was there to help out.
After seeing the way the Twilight star is stroking the elephant’s trunk, I have to wonder what he is trying to tell us? Is he trying use it as a euphemism to tell us ladies that he would like to us to do to him like first gently stroke him down, then up, don’t forget to play with what’s underneath the trunk and finally make sure that we apply our mouths to the tip and give it a kiss??? Just saying…
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Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart were caught kissing, but before you get too excited they were just filming a scene for The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn. I don’t get why they refuse to show PDA now that the cat is out of the bag and we all know they are dating?
As we all know Robert Pattinson plays a vampire in The Twilight Saga movies and because of that there have been woman that have tried to bite him. Well while he was filming his new movie Water for Elephants, he found out it wasn’t only chicks that wanted to taste him but also the King of the Jungle. He told OK!, “Almost every day I’m working with an exotic animal… It’s insane, like I got bitten on the arm by a lion with no teeth. They were like, ‘It’s fine, he does it all the time.’ And I was like, ‘Erm, OK…’ But they had to get him to do it harder, because he was being so gentle and just licking my arm.” The lion probably liked what he was tasting and was just tenderizing him for later. BTW how many Twilhards do you think are jealous of that lion?
