Seriously? OMG! WTF?

I’M A CELEBRITY drama queen David Gest has been given a dressing down after a series of tantrums and rows. Shocked show bosses and fellow stars watched in amazement as the freaky-looking concert promoter… Threw a wobbler after one day because he couldn’t have chocolate and tried to bribe a cameraman £40,000 to get him some treats. Sent TV censors into overdrive by launching a foul-mouthed rant about Lauren Booth, 39. Upset comedienne Faith Brown, 62, by spying on her in the shower and making remarks about her infamous boobs. Gest caused a rumble in the jungle within 24 hours of arriving in the Aussie camp. And his antics appear to confirm producers’ worst nightmares about the ex-husband of Liza Minnelli, 60. The creep, 53, has failed to grasp that it’s a survival series and keeps calling it "a holiday". When he discovered the camp diet consisted of rice and beans, he went nuts. He called out to a crew worker: "How much do you get paid for this show? I will give you £40,000 if you get me three Hershey chocolate bars and deliver them to me here tomorrow." His pleas fell on deaf ears before he launched into a bitching session with Toby Anstis, 37, telling the DJ he was still smarting from the comments Lauren made before the show. She said: "I can’t believe David Gest is going in. Is that for real? He’s scarier than Michael Jackson." Gest told Toby: "That Lauren is a f***ing c***. You should have heard what she said about me." TV censors then leapt in to bleep out Gest’s rant. Later he upset Faith after spotting her taking a shower. In front of her, he said to Jason Donovan, 38, Matt Willis, 23, and Toby: "You could breast-feed all of us. We would all have milk." But the comedienne failed to see the funny side. She raged in the Bush Telegraph: "I’m no prude but I don’t like that." After getting a dressing down in the Bush Telegraph, Gest seemed to settle in and even volunteered to clean the loo.

Daily Snack

Seriously, how did Liza stay with him as long as she did? He is just so gross, in every sense of the word. 

British rap star Ms Dynamite was recovering in hospital after a high-speed car crash with the lead singer of rock veterans AC/DC. Sky television said Brian Johnson hit the back of Ms Dynamite’s car in a 100-miles- (160-kilometres-) per-hour collision Sunday, sending it spinning out of control. The pair were at the famous Silverstone circuit in Northamptonshire, central England, filming the finale of Sky’s show "The Race", in which celebrities do battle on the track under the tutelage of British Formula One stars David Coulthard and Eddie Irvine. Paramedics treated the R and B singer on the scene. The 25-year-old was conscious and talking before being airlifted to Northampton General Hospital and did not suffer any serious injuries. "The contestants were on lap four of 25 when Brian Johnson’s wheel clipped the back of Ms Dynamite’s car causing it to spin down the track for about 50 metres (55 yards) before it came to a halt," said a Sky spokesman. "It was quite a violent collision, but the paramedics were straight on the scene. "She was conscious and talking and seemed to be okay. She doesn’t appear to have any serious injuries, but she is bound to be very shaken." Ms Dynamite — real name Niomi McLean-Daley — was taken to University Hospital Coventry and Warwickshire, central England, where she was kept overnight for observation. A hugely popular act on the British music scene, Ms Dynamite shot to fame after winning the coveted Mercury Music Prize in 2002. She has picked up a string of awards since. She performed at the massive Live 8 concert in London’s Hyde Park last year. Johnson, 59, is the English frontman of the Australian rockers AC/DC. He won the race, narrowly beating 1980s electropop star Gary Numan into second place. Meanwhile Monday it was reported that another celebrity involved in high-speed car crash recently was back behind the steering wheel. Richard Hammond, presenter of top car TV programme Top Gear, suffered a serious brain injury in a 288 mph jet car crash while filming in September. "I will remember this day for the rest of my life. Now I feel more like me," he told the Daily Mirror. "As soon as I got back into the driving seat it felt like I was back where I belonged."

AFP 

Seriously, how stupid is that? 

David Hasselhoff is to star in the next series of ‘Celebrity Big Brother’ for a record £200,000 fee. Bosses of the Channel 4 show have agreed to pay the former ‘Baywatch’ actor the most expensive salary in the programme’s history, in the hope that he will live up to expectations and wow viewers with his outrageous antics. It is not yet known who will be joining Hasselhoff in the Big Brother house, but 80s British pop star Adam Ant is strongly rumoured to be taking part. The 54-year-old actor has cancelled all other work commitments so he can appear on the show which starts in January next year.

Female First (story) and Dlisted (photo) 

If Adam Ant joins, that is going to be so hot, you know like The Hoff’s pits! And it is good news for people in the States, looks like Hasselhoff will not be doing America’s Got Talent!!!

It’s okay to be a convicted criminal on NZ Idol but not if you’re expecting a baby. A contestant asked to leave the New Zealand franchise of the talent quest show for being pregnant was once sentenced to three years jail for aggravated burglary and assault, a newspaper reported.Producers said the final-18 contestant, known as Georgina, would stand down to protect the health of herself and her unborn child. "The decision was not taken lightly but the producers and the network feel that it is the responsible thing to do," a statement from broadcaster Television New Zealand (TVNZ) and producers South Pacific Pictures said."NZ Idol can be an intense experience and we do not wish to cause undue stress to Georgina and her unborn child." An obstetrician said pregnant woman frequently experienced stress without their babies being harmed. "The singing itself and the dancing around associated with NZ Idol shouldn’t cause any problems in pregnancy," Dr Alec Ekeroma told the paper.TVNZ and the producers had known about the criminal convictions of Georgina, whose real name is Horiana Patea, the paper reported. "Everyone gets a second chance," a TVNZ spokesman said.

AAP 

In the segment, Kyle and JackieO talked to both Camilla and John, with John announcing he had been branded a "sexual assaulter". Camilla disagreed it was sexual assault but reiterated it was still harassment, and Big Brother’s actions were best for all parties involved. John apologised to Camilla for what had happened, but repeatedly said Big Brother had not acted in his or Ashley’s best interests. Camilla replied by saying she would love to catch up with John as she loves him. She also added that since she has only been out of the house a short time she is still not sure what exactly has been said in the media.

Behind Big Brother Australia 

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