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November 14th, 2006 under David Gest, Reality International

I’M A CELEBRITY drama queen David Gest has been given a dressing down after a series of tantrums and rows. Shocked show bosses and fellow stars watched in amazement as the freaky-looking concert promoter… Threw a wobbler after one day because he couldn’t have chocolate and tried to bribe a cameraman £40,000 to get him some treats. Sent TV censors into overdrive by launching a foul-mouthed rant about Lauren Booth, 39. Upset comedienne Faith Brown, 62, by spying on her in the shower and making remarks about her infamous boobs. Gest caused a rumble in the jungle within 24 hours of arriving in the Aussie camp. And his antics appear to confirm producers’ worst nightmares about the ex-husband of Liza Minnelli, 60. The creep, 53, has failed to grasp that it’s a survival series and keeps calling it "a holiday". When he discovered the camp diet consisted of rice and beans, he went nuts. He called out to a crew worker: "How much do you get paid for this show? I will give you £40,000 if you get me three Hershey chocolate bars and deliver them to me here tomorrow." His pleas fell on deaf ears before he launched into a bitching session with Toby Anstis, 37, telling the DJ he was still smarting from the comments Lauren made before the show. She said: "I can’t believe David Gest is going in. Is that for real? He’s scarier than Michael Jackson." Gest told Toby: "That Lauren is a f***ing c***. You should have heard what she said about me." TV censors then leapt in to bleep out Gest’s rant. Later he upset Faith after spotting her taking a shower. In front of her, he said to Jason Donovan, 38, Matt Willis, 23, and Toby: "You could breast-feed all of us. We would all have milk." But the comedienne failed to see the funny side. She raged in the Bush Telegraph: "I’m no prude but I don’t like that." After getting a dressing down in the Bush Telegraph, Gest seemed to settle in and even volunteered to clean the loo.

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Seriously, how did Liza stay with him as long as she did? He is just so gross, in every sense of the word. 


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