https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B2DHYpxu9LA
If ever any movie deserved a p0rnody, it is Deadpool. But then again, it pretty much was one without full-on sex. Which makes me wonder if the Axel Braun version will do their take on the Calendar Girl scene. How hot would that be? I am sure Ryan Reynolds will give it one pen!s up!
As Venom comes out on the big screen, Vencum is cumming all over the small one!
Deadpool XXX: An Axel Braun Parody and Vencum are cumming to a computer soon. Now we know what the pool is filled with in Deadpool!
As we know p0rn stars sleep with men of all different shapes and sizes, so does size matter to them? For the most part, several actresses told Wood Rocket that it does not. Like the old saying goes, “It’s the motion in the ocean.”
But of course, there are exceptions and preferences for different sexual acts. So men, who are not as big as others, don’t be so worried. If a p0rn star does not care, why should you? I have to say I agree with them.
We have seen The Rugrats do a lot of thing, but there are a few things we have never seen them do. Now thanks to Wood Rocket, we are going to see them do it. As in do it. But can it be unseen? Find out for yourself when you see Tommy finally take off that diaper in Tugrats and see how big his pacifier is as adult. Although in this version, he is not the one sucking on it.
Justice League is finally going to hit theaters in November, but what if you cannot wait that long? The pornody of DC Comics superheroes is cuming on September 30th and I am more excited for the Axel Braun one. Plus, I am sure it will leave you more satisfied than the one that is cuming to the big screen. The only problem is for poor Barry Allen. The Flash is the one superhero you do not want to be in the XXX version. I mean you want to last with Wonder Woman in the film. Oh wait, I forgot that Superman is faster than a speeding bullet. Therefore, there are two superheroes who you do not want to be in the Adult Entertainment version and they are both in this one. Good thing for Cat Woman and Supergirl, the Green Arrow’s arrow is ready for them to finish the job!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_m-E3G5Aq3k
If you are Pornhub and you want to get into the game show business, then what are you going to do? Well you will come up with a game called Girling where some of their biggest names put on a bikini and slide down a blowup 30′ track covered in oil for points. That’s is it. No other point to the game. I am sure men will be flocking to it like women flock to Wheel of Fortune. Although, this is a much different type of fortune for boys! One that will leave him in jeopardy if the wrong man person walks in when he is let’s make a dealing because it could lead to a family feud. Granted who cares because the price is right! Last one, this game will make you say, “Yes whammie, yes whammie, yes whammie!”
I lied, one more, yes you will see what is behind the curtains and who has rugs! And that is a prize the men will want to win.
