Senator John Kennedy looks like he works in the funeral home, and today, he did something in the Senate that made my sex drive die.
He read two excerpts from the books George M. Johnson’s All Boys Aren’t Blue and Maia Kobabe’s Gender Queer to prove his point, but all he did was make pregnancy rates go down. Who wants to have sex after hearing him say, “I can’t wait to have your cock in my mouth. I’m going to give you the blow job of your life. Then, I want you inside of me.”
I am sure no lady has ever said that to him. And now, I will never ever say that again to anyone.
As my friend reminded me, the GOP is worried about Drag Queen story time. This is so much worse.
Who needs a cold shower when you have this?
I almost feel bad for him. Because he read this without any emotion. And that makes me think that he has never had a good fuck. Seriously, how does he read, “He got on top and slowly inserted himself into me,” and not be a little aroused?
Has he even ever been aroused? That is the problem with the conservatives. They are missing out! If they had a really fucking fantastic orgasm, they might become happier people.
Lord knows, Kennedy desperately needs one. But I don’t think he could ever let himself go enough to have one.
And when it comes to his argument about whether librarians over parents should choose what books are in a library. Yes, it is their house. You don’t want them in your house reminding you about all the filth in the Bible, then stay out of their houses. If you tell a kid not to read a book, guess what they are going to read it. And with the internet these days, kids can read any book they want.
So banning and reworking books is not the solution. Having honest discussions with kids is.
When The Good Doctor left off, Dr. Andrews resigned from his job as President of the hospital to be with his girlfriend, who is a nurse. Therefore, leaving Hill Harper’s future with the medical drama in limbo.
Today, it looks like we got our answer because the actor announced that he is running in Michigan to be one of their two US Senators.
“We can all feel it: D.C just isn’t getting things done for people.
“We need representatives who’ll take on special interests, get money out of politics, and make our government work for all of us.
“Pierce, this campaign is going to be tough for us.
“But fighting for what you believe in is worth it, especially because I’m fighting for you.
“I’m running for Senate because I want to build a safer, better world for you. I hope to make you proud.
“I believe our government should work for the people, be a force for good, and protect our freedoms.
“And that won’t happen if we keep electing the same type of people to office. That’s why I’m running for Senate.”
Good luck to him. I am sure he is going to make Pierce, his adopted son, very proud of him-especially since he is doing it for him.
For some reason, MTG was presiding over the House of Representatives today. And the hated congressman wanted to quiet the floor down. So she instructed them, “Members are reminded to abide by decorum of the House.”
And that was met with everyone laughing at her. Because when has she been respectful to others in the House?
Not only does she look like a Neanderthal, but she acts like one too.
So I want to take every Congressperson who laughed at her because the caveman deserved it.
I hope she went back to her cave and cried. Because it is about time the reverse bully got a taste of her own medicine. And I hope it tasted like the shit that comes out of her mouth.
Back in the ’80s, we fell in love with Ke Huy Quan when he starred in Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom and Goonies.
Then this year, we just adored his sincere delight about being recognized by Hollywood again. He was as excited to see all of the celebrities at events as they were to see him. And he couldn’t control his happiness when he won the Oscar for Best Supporting Actor for his work in Everything, Everywhere, All at Once.
His joy made brought joy to all of us. So much so the Vietnam native is an American treasure.
And I hope that is what President Joe Biden declared that yesterday when he met the actor at the White House. How could POTUS not make that declaration after that greeting?
I am sure that little boy on the boat with his family never thought he would someday be invited to the 1600 Penn. But he was! And that is what America is all about.
Quan is living the American dream, and I hope we never wake up from it!
Joe Exotic might be in federal prison, but that isn’t stopping him from running for President of the United States in 2024 as a Libertarian.
He said, “Keep your right to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. Free America from the controlling left and right.” After that, he explained what he plans to do if he were POTUS.
A big thing for him is prison reform because he wants to be set free. In case you missed Tiger King, he is serving time for his alleged part in the murder-for-hire plot to kill Carole Baskin.
When it comes to his platform, it is not as bad as you would think it would be. The Republicans’ plan is so much worse.
Does he have my vote? Hell no! But I would vote for him over a Republican. But I am still voting Democrat for so many reasons.
This is not the first time he has run for President; he also did it in 2016 before we knew who he was. The good old days.
