Seriously? OMG! WTF?

HEATHER Mills was furious last night after estranged husband Paul McCartney removed priceless paintings from her home. Lady Mucca spoke to cops after discovering the £10million masterpieces had been taken from her country retreat yesterday. The former model, 38, only found out they were missing after setting off a burglar alarm. She had arrived at the lodge house on Sir Paul’s sprawling estate in Peasmarsh, Sussex, with family and pals preparing to celebrate New Year. Heather was stunned when she realised the alarm codes had been changed. Cops were alerted by the alarm’s emergency call-out centre and arrived in minutes. Fuming Heather immediately called her lawyers to brief them about the incident. Pals claim Sir Paul, 64, does not have the right of access to the lodge under their separation agreement. He only told Heather he had taken the paintings last night — by sending her a text message. Macca said he was taking the artworks because he was concerned about security at the lodge. A friend said Heather was shocked to discover the paintings and photos of Beatrice — her daughter with Macca — were missing. She added: “Heather is staggered. Several pictures, including Renoirs and Picassos which have been hanging on the walls for months, have been taken. “Photos of her and Beatrice have also vanished. “Heather can’t believe things have got this bad. “She’s not fussed about the pictures. She is more concerned about the family photos that have been taken. “The police spoke to Sir Paul’s security guards, who confirmed he had removed them.” Macca’s spokesman said last night: “No comment.”

The Sun 

I don’t blame him for taking what is his. You know she was just going to sell them for the cash once the divorce was finalized?

Sir Paul McCartney has refused to pay a single penny to Heather Mills in their divorce settlement, according to a report. The former Beatle has apparently claimed that his estranged wife does not deserve to receive any of his fortune because he did not make any money during their four-year marriage. Although Sir Paul toured after marrying Heather, the costs were so high that he apparently made a £2 million loss. "It’s a good tactic for Sir Paul – but also quite a high-risk strategy," solicitor Caitlin Jenkins told the Sunday Mirror. "Only about 10 per cent of contested divorce cases end up going down this route. "Sir Paul is trying to persuade Heather’s team to advise her to come to an agreement – by suggesting she could end up with nothing if the divorce goes to court. In essence, Sir Paul is showing her how bad it could be for her."

Digital Spy 

How cool would that be? I mean if he didn’t earn anything than that is what she is entitled to? At this point I just wish the divorce would be finalized so she go into has-been land!

At the end of his very own annus horribilis, Sir Paul McCartney is about to revisit happier times. The former Beatle is planning to make a stage show inspired by his working-class childhood in Liverpool. "It is based on Paul’s classical work The Liverpool -Oratorio," explained Kate Robbins, Sir Paul’s cousin, who is working on the adaptation. "Paul will approve every note as musical director." For the 64-year-old it has been the year when divorce proceedings began between him and his second wife, Heather Mills, and when, in a legal submission, the model-turned-campaigner accused him of drunken and abusive behaviour towards her. "The project has been delayed by divorce worries," admitted Miss Robbins. Sir Paul composed The Liverpool Oratorio, his first classical work, with Carl Davis in 1991 to commemorate the city’s 150th anniversary. The story loosely follows the path of the musician’s life, with the main character, Shanty, who was born in 1942 in Liverpool, marrying his sweetheart, Mary Dee, after the death of his father. McCartney was deeply affected by the death of his mother, Mary, in October 1956, when he was 14. Shanty and Mary Dee are forced to deal with the rigours of balancing a happy marriage and their careers, in the same way as Sir Paul and his first wife Linda – reportedly, the couple spent a total of less than a week apart during their 29-year union, despite their demanding commitments. During a quarrel, Mary Dee reveals that she is pregnant and, after surviving a near-fatal accident, gives birth to their son. Linda was four months pregnant with McCartney’s first child, Mary, when they married at Marylebone Register Office in 1969. This was not the first time McCartney’s childhood had been the inspiration for his music: his 1967 song Penny Lane was named after a road in Liverpool in which both he and John Lennon were said to have played as children. McCartney’s upbringing was far from affluent. At his wedding to Heather Mills in 2002, he referred to its poverty. "Back then, I’d have had a wedding just to get the rice," he said. "My trousers were so thin, if I sat down on a penny I could find out which way up it was – heads or tails." Although theatres in the West End of London are expected to compete to stage the new musical, Sir Paul may decide to open it in his home town during Liverpool’s year as the European Capital of Culture in 2008.

Daily Telegraph 

I bet when it finally hits the stage it is going to be amazing! 

Heather Mills-McCartney is so determined not be caught a limb short, that she drives around with a spare one in the back seat of her car. Unlike most motorists who carry a spare tyre in their car, Lady Mills-McCartney, has been spotted ferrying her spare prosthetic limb around in her four-wheel drive Mercedes. Heather has worn a prosthetic since being a hit by a police motorbike in 1993 and often takes her leg off to make a point, such as when she appeared on US talk show Larry King in 2002 and let the host handle it. Now in throes of one of the celebrity world’s dirtiest divorces, there are signs that Heather gone off all members of the McCartney family, as she was also spotted wearing a pair of step-daughter-in-law designer Stella’s expensive non-leather shoes.

Daily Mail 

That would freak me out if I walked by her car and saw that…granted seeing her would also freak me out.

Fashion designer Stella McCartney and her husband Alasdhair Willis have welcomed the latest addition to their family – a baby daughter, Bailey Linda Olwyn Willis. The little girl was born on Friday in London, weighing 7lbs 14 oz. She is a second child for the couple, who celebrated the birth of son Miller in March 2005, and a fourth grandchild for Stella’s father Paul McCartney The tireless animal rights campaigner’s pregnancy hardly impacted on her busy schedule, with the 35-year-old recently announcing the continuation of her successful collaboration with sportswear brand Adidas, and preparing for the launch of her organic facial care range in spring 2007.

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At least Paul McCartney has some happiness in his life! 

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