I never thought about this until now, but Jack Black would be a great Santa Claus. While it took me all this time to realize that, Paramount+ and the Farrelly Brothers were way ahead of me with Dear Santa.
When a young boy mails his Christmas wish list to Santa with one crucial spelling error, a devilish Jack Black arrives to wreak havoc on the holidays. From the hilarious minds behind Dumb & Dumber, Christmas is about to go up in flames.
The film begins streaming on November 25th, so you have a few days before you see your family for Thanksgiving to eat it up like you will the sweet potatoes your favorite aunt made just like you like them.
Dexter has done all he can. So, it is time to take it back to where it all started.
Set in 1991, Miami, Dexter: Original Sin follows Dexter (Patrick Gibson) as he transitions from student to avenging serial killer. When his bloodthirsty urges can’t be ignored any longer, Dexter must learn to channel his inner darkness. With the guidance of his father, Harry (Christian Slater), he adopts a Code designed to help him find and kill people who deserve to be eliminated from society without getting on law enforcement’s radar. This is a particular challenge for young Dexter as he begins a forensics internship at the Miami Metro Police Department.
The Dexter prequel, which also stars Patrick Dempsey, Christina Millian, and Sarah Michelle Gellar, debuts December 13th on Paramount+ and then premiers on Showtime two days later.
In 1968, the world found themselves unable to sleep after watching the terrifying film Rosemary’s Baby. Since then, millions more stayed awake for days after experiencing the movie.
On September 28th, we will need THC with melatonin to sleep because Apartment 7A, the prequel to Resemary’s Baby, will frighten us to our cores.
An ambitious young dancer Terry Gionoffrio (Julia Garner, Ozark) dreams of fame and fortune in New York City, but, after suffering a devastating injury, an older, wealthy couple (Dianne Wiest, I Care a Lot, and Kevin McNally, Pirates of the Caribbean film series) welcomes her into their home in the luxury apartment building the Bramford. When fellow resident and influential Broadway producer (Jim Sturgess, Across the Universe) offers her another chance at fame, it seems that all her dreams are finally coming true. However, after an evening she can’t fully remember, disturbing circumstances soon have her second-guessing the sacrifices she’s willing to make for her career as she realizes that something evil is living not only in Apartment 7A, but in the Bramford itself.
It is rare that a trailer scares me, but that is what this one did. Because of that, I can’t wait to stream it on Paramount+ next month. Are you going to check it out?
Sylvester Stallone captivated audiences with his television series debut in 2022 as a reformed mobster who finds himself in Tulsa, Oklahoma. Today, we found out when Tulsa King will return for its second season.
In season two, Dwight (Stallone) and his crew continue to build up and defend their growing empire in Tulsa, but just as they get their bearings, they realize that they’re not the only ones who want to stake their claim. With looming threats from the Kansas City mob and a very powerful local businessman, Dwight struggles to keep his family and crew safe while keeping track of all his affairs. Plus, he still has unfinished business back in New York.
Get your calendars and put a ring around September 15th because that is when the Tulsa King takes over Paramount+ again.
The third episode of the final season of Evil just dropped on Paramount+. And it changes everything. It gives birth to the episode that sets up the finale.
Kristen (Katja Herbers), David (Mike Colter), and Ben (Aasif Mandvi) are sent to a pig farm because the pigs seem to be possessed. But are they? That is what they have to find out. How do you do a mass exorcism to pigs? You don’t bring in a Rabbi.
But that is not all that happens. The woman carrying Kristen and Leland’s (Michael Emerson) baby, aka the Anti-Christ, goes into labor. She calls Kristen to help her because she is afraid of what will happen to her after she gives birth. She overheard what Leland has planned for her, and she has every reason to be frightened.
Kristen wants nothing to do with her and even less with the baby. But she is too good of a person to leave the woman out there by herself. So Kristen rescues the woman and takes her to the hospital, where she gives birth.
What does the Anti-Christ look like? You just have to watch to find out.
If you think this episode is impressive, wait until next week’s episode. Leland meets his son and finds out that being a dad is not what he thought it would be.
