A few weeks ago, Burger King announced that they are making a Halloween Whopper with a black bun, and now people are taking to social media to reveal the scary side effect. It is turning poops around the world green. Why? At this point, we don’t know and the fast food giant has yet to comment on the green doo-doo.
Now, you have to wonder is the Frankenstein colored crap a trick or a treat or both? It’s a trick how they made it happen. It’s a treat to a see a different color in the toilet bowl. Now, why people are looking in their crappers to see what color of the rainbow their sh!ts are, is beyond me. Can you explain that one to me?
Anyways, I don’t know about you, but it so makes me want to try one to see what happens. Don’t you want to find out if it is true?
I guess the scariest thing this Halloween season is not all the nerds who dressing up as Donald Trump, it’s all the turds that are the shade of the Presidential candidate’s hair.
To see what the green poop looks like, then click here!
Minions are the hottest thing out there for kids right now, and McDonald’s has them in their Happy Meal boxes. Well in Orlando a grandfather and a grandmother got the toy for their grandchild and they told WFTV that they were shocked by what it said. They could swear the cute little yellow plastic toy is saying, “what the f*ck?” and “I’ll be damned.”
I listened to the video and I can hear the, “I’ll be damned,” but the other one doesn’t really sound like “what the f*ck,” to me. What are you hearing?
Here’s what McDonald’s says you should be hearing, “para la bukay,” “hahaha” and “eh eh.” I definitely don’t hear that. Do you?
After all of this controversy, I am going to McDonald’s and get a Happy Meal with a cursing toy inside that makes me happy!
They say, “What goes up, must come down.” And they also say, “What goes in, must come out.” What if you combine the two in an elevator? That’s what they are hoping to do in Japan by adding toilets to an elevator according to the Washington Post. Before you are like, you can’t hold it in for two minutes. That is not why they are doing it. What happens if your elevator gets stuck due to something like a major quake, then what are going to do after you say it? If you are in Japanese lift, then you can use their emergency throne. Makes perfect sense, but not sure I would be able to do it with a bunch of strangers watching, would you be able to go poopy in that poopy catcher? Maybe they need to add a curtain to that emergency pouch.
Remember when you were a high school senior, the thing you dreaded most was taking the SATs? Once you were done, you were happy you would never have to do that again? Well, what if you found out days before you are supposed to graduate that your test got lost in the mail and you would have to take it all over again. That is what happening to about 300 students at Broad Run High School in Ashburn, Va.
According to WTOP they never reached their destination. They were supposedly sent via UPS, but UPS has no record of ever picking them up. Where are they? No one knows.
So what happens now? They have the option to take them again next month if they want to, but at the point it is like why? You either got into the school of your choice or you didn’t. Plus, you have bigger things to worry about like getting the perfect prom date and whose graduation parties you are going to go to.
Australia’s Pizza Hut and Four’N Twenty got together and made a baby. That baby is a little bit of both of them. Pizza Hut’s pizza crust has Four’N Twenty’s steak pies embedded in it. I don’t know if that looks like it’s the yummiest thing I’ve ever seen or the deadliest. I think it is a little bit of both.
Just when I think they can’t come up with any more delectable yet wacky food combinations, they do. I am afraid to ask what is next because you know it is coming.
