Seriously? OMG! WTF?

Jessica Simpson may have a rude awakening when sales figures are counted for last week’s CDs today. Simpson’s "A Public Affair" stood at No. 52 last night on Amazon.com, well below still-unreleased albums by her generational peers Beyonce and Justin Timberlake.Even worse, most of the reviews written by fans and customers on the Amazon.com page for "A Public Affair" give the album one or two stars and are heavily critical.It could be that Simpson, like Paris Hilton, has finally oversaturated her market with style (so to speak) over substance. Hilton’s crummy debut album was hovering around No. 95 last night on Amazon.com.Of course, Amazon.com isn’t the only reference point for sales of pop CDs, but it’s a fairly good measure of consumer interest. Right now, Bob Dylan’s "Modern Times" is lodged at No. 1 with no signs of slipping. The great American musical icon has received countless kudos for his latest offering.Simpson has never been a heavyweight as a singer, but made her reputation as the comedic foil to ex-husband Nick Lachey on MTV’s "Newlyweds." Like many of today’s performers, she seems more interested in generating publicity than in doing anything remotely linked to artistry. Consequently, we’d be hard-pressed to name a Simpson song, let alone hum a few notes. Her new album, "A Public Affair," doesn’t do much to dispel that idea.One last-ditch effort has been made to save Simpson’s album, however: The next single from the album, called “I Belong to Me,” was originally left off the CD — it was a bonus track for Wal-Mart customers — because Simpson didn’t like it. But in a poll, fans voted it their second favorite track after the title song, so it’s back.

Fox 411

So that means both her sister and ex-husband both have had number one albums and she has none. 

RED-HOT babe Beyoncé has revealed she keeps a super sexy "Freakum dress", to fire up her love life whenever things fizzle out.The bootilicious babe, who is engaged to hip-hop mogul Jay-Z, has even written a track on her latest album B-Day in honour of the saucy little number, which she insists never fails to rekindle their passion.Beyoncé said: "I think every woman has one. If she doesn’t she should get one, because they’re necessary sometimes. I have a couple of really sexy black dresses, you know?"And here are some more celebrity tips to keeping your relationship on fire:Underworld vamp Kate Beckinsale uses her high-speed internet connection to put on raunchy shows for hubby Len Wiseman. She said: "We use webcams while we’re apart. He gives me orders as to what outfit I should wear."Eva Longoria purrs in French to warm up basketball lover Tony Parker. She said: "I’m learning French so we can say all those sexy things to each other in bed.Christina Aguilera says being confident about yourself is the main thing. She said: "Sexuality… I enjoy expressing that in a very empowering way."Burlesque beauty Dita Von Teese entertains hubby Marilyn Manson by wearing saucy stockings every single day. She said: "If you wear the right kind of garter belt and stockings, it will change your life."Jools Oliver cooks up a treat for Jamie. She said: "I send Jamie out of the room, call him back in and greet him dressed in nothing but a pair of jingle bells on my boobs."Jessica Simpson takes the treat ‘em mean, keep ‘em keen approach. She said: "I play hard to get. If you turn sex down for a couple of days, it makes it better."Jordan suggests stripping down to the bare essentials. She said: "If sexy lingerie makes you feel special, then share your thoughts with your squeeze."Britney likes to dominate K-Fed. She said: "I’ve always been a tomboy – I’ve always ended up being the man in the relationship."Teri Hatcher suggests a timely trip to Ann Summers will to do the trick. She said: "There are a lot of fabulous electronics out there!"

The Sun 

OK I am off to buy a black dress, stockings, garter belt, lingerie, webcam and a boyfriend after treading this article!

Jessica Simpson has finally confessed that she did undergo a surgical procedure to plump up her lips. It became apparent late last year that the singer’s lips had more pout than before, but at the time she was silent on the matter.Now she has admitted to having injections of protein-based gel Restylane, a popular alternative to traditional collagen.She revealed to Glamour magazine: "I had that Restylane stuff. It looked fake to me. I didn’t like that. But… it went away in, like, four months. My lips are back to what they were. Thank God!"

Digital Spy 

Now I wonder when Ashlee will come clean about the work she has done?

Dlisted 

Britney Spears must have been smarting from hubby Kevin Federline’s dismal rap performance at Sunday’s Teen Choice Awards when she bumped into fellow pop tart Jessica Simpson backstage. According to Us Weekly, Jessica asked if she could kiss Britney’s very pregnant belly. "Hell, no!" responded Spears. A witness added: "Jessica was really insulted, but Britney refused to let her do it." Have some manners, y’all.

Lowdown 

I so do not blame Britney, would you want Jessica Simpson kissing your belly?

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