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Nick Cannon went on a date with an audience member
February 24th, 2022 under Nick Cannon. [ Comments: none ]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rlJZZExnTGs

Nick Cannon’s five baby mamas are on the West Coast, and he is on the East Coast. So what is he going to do? He is going to date members of the audience of the Nick Cannon Show to cure his loneliness.

His first potential baby mama is Michelle, and she had a surprise for him in her shirt. Not her boobs, but a Ken Doll that looked like Cannon.

Since he didn’t want Lil Nick to be alone on his date, he got Michelle a doll that looks like her. So while the real Nick and Michelle were on their date, their Barbie and Ken also had some fun.

Sadly for Michelle, they had more fun than she had. But he agreed to do it again with her. So maybe then they can do it! And maybe Michelle’s 32-year-old daughter can finally have that baby sister or brother she has always wanted.

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Nick Cannon talks about having sex with pregnant women!
February 23rd, 2022 under Nick Cannon. [ Comments: none ]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=noSVr1hR4us

Today on the Nick Cannon Show, a viewer wanted to know if having sex with a pregnant woman is a turn on or a turn off. Of course, the talk show host was ready to answer that question. Especially since he is an expert on the topic because he impregnated five women, which led to six pregnancies and eight children.

“I’m going to be honest, it’s the most amazing turn-on,” Cannon said, “When you see a woman that’s bearing your child. That life bearing, it’s magical, it’s Gd-like. I truly believe that women are the closest thing to Gd on this planet, especially during that process. I know sometimes you think when you’re pregnant, you might get a little insecure because your body is not how it normally is, but your body is doing something that my body can’t. And, that in itself, I am in awe. I just want to understand.”

And understand he keeps trying to do over and over and over and over and over and over again.

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Is Nick Cannon’s Alone about getting Mariah Carey back?
February 16th, 2022 under Mariah Carey, Nick Cannon. [ Comments: none ]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Pu-8IY9Y3g

For Valentine’s Day, Nick Cannon released a song called Alone, and people think that the father of eight is trying to get his ex-wife Mariah Carey. Today on the Nick Cannon Show, he answered if that is the meaning of the song.

Is he trying the win back the mother of his first two children? “I know that is impossible,” he said. “The song is about reflection…I realize I really messed up. I probably had the greatest situation. I had my dream girl. And I messed it up…The song was not about getting her back. It was about taking ownership of what I did as a man and owning my flaws and expressing it through song.”

Now, I have more questions, like what did he do to end their marriage?

To hear his song, then click here!

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Will Sherri Shepherd be Nick Cannon’s sixth baby mama?
February 14th, 2022 under Nick Cannon, Sherri Shepherd. [ Comments: none ]

Nick Cannon has eight children with five different baby mamas, and Sherri Shepherd might be lucky number six. That is because he asked her to be his Valentine, and she said yes.

Personally, I think it is genius on Cannon’s part. That is because he hosts a daytime talk show, and Shepherd is slated to take over The Wendy Williams Show in September. Therefore, if he gets her pregnant, he would be eliminating his competition when she goes out on maternity leave!

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Nick Cannon got a week’s full of condoms for Valentine’s Day
February 7th, 2022 under Nick Cannon. [ Comments: none ]

Nick Cannon has had/going to have eight children with six different women in about eleven years. Therefore, it is time for him to take a break from breeding. Since he probably won’t get a vasectomy and still wants to have sex, condoms are the next best option. So, someone got him a vending machine full of Magnums for Valentine’s. That should last him about a week. If that.

UPDATE: The gifter of the condom vending machine is not one of his baby mamas, but someone who is the size of his babies. Obviously, that means it is Kevin Hart. The comedian wrote, “I see u got my gift @nickcannon ….GOTCHA BITCH!!!!!! ….Now u don’t have an excuse because the condoms are free #PrankWars

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