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Nick Cannon takes on Chelsea Handler
October 15th, 2010 under Mariah Carey, Nick Cannon. [ Comments: none ]


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So Chelsea Handler Tweeted about Nick Cannon and he didn’t like what she said so he Tweeted a bunch of insults back.

CH: I just heard nick cannon is starting a comedy tour. Who’s going to do the comedy?

NC: Wow @chelseahandler I actaully used to have respect for you as a comic. But for one artist to diss another in the same art form. #Tasteless

NC: @chelseahandler just ask your boy Joe Koi about how I smashed this years Montreal fest! RealComicSh!t#

NC: Soon as I get off stage tonight, I’m going in on @chelseahandler I’m about to be relentless! OFF WITH HER HEAD but right now I got to focus

CH: @nickcannon pls drink this before you tweet me again. (A picture of a can Grape Crush)

NC: Okay just left the gotham comedy club in NY, STANDING OVATION! Back tomorrow night! Now let’s address this @chelseahandler negativity…

NC: B4 we get to the jokes @chelseahandler … All Comics, on sum real shit, Isn’t it comedy 101 that one comic never heckles another comic?

NC: Funny how all of @chelseahandler fans are coming at my like I did something to her. I don’t even know this broad! She on my shit!

NC: Comics don’t heckles comics that’s like a Pimp snitching on a Pimp! #fakeshit

NC: @chelseahandler But since it’s all in fun and supposedly just comedy, Let’s get to the muthafukin’ JOKES!!

NC: Everyone knows @Chelseahandler had sex with the head of E! for her show. So when its canceled does he get residual pussy for the reruns?

NC: @chelseahandler Looks like she got hit in the face with a hot bag nickels!

NC: Just talked to @50cent He said he made @chelseahandler get G-Unit tattooed on her balls!

NC: @50cent wasn’t hitting @chelseahandler they was just sharing testosterone tips

NC: @Chelseahandler @Howardstern @Eminem Why do all these angry ugly whitetrash folks want beef with me? What I do? I’m a harmless corny dude!

NC: @chelseahandler is like the new @joanrivers just without the funny and more plastic surgery

This is not the first female comedian he has gone after, he also went after Lisa Lampanelli when she made an unfunny joke about his wife Mariah Carey. Unlike that Twitter fight this one wasn’t that funny, so for once I agree with Chelsea Handler on her assumption. Personally I don’t think she is funny, it is the roundtable of comedians she has on her show that make me laugh and not her. But I know many people will disagree with me.
When it comes to the America’s Got Talent’s host’s question why everyone makes fun of him, it is because of who he married. If he doesn’t realize that, he is blinded by all of her bling and love!

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Nick Cannon roasts Lisa Lampanelli on Twitter!!!
August 26th, 2010 under Mariah Carey, Nick Cannon. [ Comments: 1 ]


(photo from Splash News Online)

When the roasts first started on Comedy Central, I really liked Lisa Lampanelli on the show. But as they have gone, she goes so below the belt that it isn’t funny. I have been following her Twitter and most of her jokes are around a week after the news broke and again so mean they are not funny. Well yesterday she went after Mariah Carey and said, “Nick Cannon still mum on Mariah pregnancy. They’re obviously waiting to make sure she doesn’t have a bigger miscarriage than “Glitter.” Miscarriages are not funny, so I thought that joke was uncalled for and I was not alone. Mariah’s husband Nick Cannon has taken to Twitter to roast the pig although pigs weigh a lot less than her. Have you seen how big she has gotten? She makes Precious look anorexic.
I am not the roaster today, Nick Cannon is the roast master and here is what he Tweeted:

@LisaLampanelli You look like someone’s afterbirth… On a good day! Yeah Son Yeah Son Yeah Son LOL

@LisaLampanelli birth certificate came with an apology from the condom company

@LisaLampanelli if I was a slave I wouldn’t even F*#! you for my freedom papers!! LOL…too far??? 🙂

@LisaLampanelli I am going as you this Halloween!

@LisaLampanelli and @Chelseahandler should remake Gorilla’s in the Mist!

@LisaLampanelli gets her pap smears at the Vet! LOL

RT: SHABOOTY @NickCannon The storks that delivered @LisaLampanelli had a wide load sign on their back.

I think round 1 goes to Nick Cannon easily.

UPDATE: The Twitter fight is KOed because Lisa Lampanelli Tweeted this…”Sorry to disappoint you fans trying to egg me on, but Nick’s Tweets were funny. I’m just flattered he knows who I am!” I respect her for that response and not giving in the peer pressure from her fans.

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BTWF roles: Nick Cannon on All That
June 1st, 2010 under Before They Were Famous, Nick Cannon. [ Comments: none ]


Before Nick Cannon was hosting America’s Got Talent, he was showing off his talent in All That. He looks exactly the same now as he did when he was 19 in that 2000 episode.

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Nick Cannon doesn’t like to be laughed at in bed
May 27th, 2010 under George Lopez, Mariah Carey, Nick Cannon. [ Comments: none ]


(starts at 4:50 in)

Nick Cannon was on Lopez Tonight and he told George Lopez about how he lost his virginity. Mr Mariah Carey said that when he was in junior high school he hooked up with a high school girl and when they were done she went into the bathroom with her friends and laughed at him. He vowed from that moment on he would never be laughed at in bed and sounds like he hasn’t been. Sounds like Mariah Carey is a lucky woman.
BTW watch the whole interview because he really has a good sense of humor about everything! And you can watch him on NBC starting Tuesday at 8p when he returns as the host of America’s Got Talent.

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Mariah Carey likes to dress up in Nick Cannon’s clothes
October 7th, 2009 under Mariah Carey, Nick Cannon. [ Comments: none ]


(photo from WireImage)

Mariah Carey told Popeater she likes to dress in her husband’s clothes for fun.

What would surprise us that you do for fun?
I go for walk in a semi-disguise. That’s fun to me. I like to go to public places and do things that I would never get a chance to do. The other night, I went out wearing all Nick’s clothes.

I wonder if Nick puts on her clothes to go out in disguise? I don’t think he would stand out too much her in mini dresses?

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