When Nick Cannon turned 30, he didn’t have any kids. But when he turned 40, he had a dozen. That is a lot of kids in a short period of time.
So recently, when he was on Bobbi Althoff’s The Really Good Podcast, she wanted to know if he could name all of his kids. On his first try, he was only able to name ten of them. However, eventually, he got all 12.
So why did he have all of those kids? He has a King complex! And the King thinks he is done having heirs, and he doesn’t want another Queen. Mariah Carey was all the Queens he ever needed.
Therefore, I predict he will probably get married again and have at least one more kid with her.
We know that Will Arnett has hosted Fox’s Lego Masters for five seasons, but we are getting a new host for season six because Arnett is building his career over Lego.
So, who will be the Lego Master? The Masked Singer’s Nick Cannon! And he should know about Lego because with all of the kids that he has to have at least one or two of them play with the plastic building blocks.
“I’m a huge fan of LEGO Masters,” said Cannon. “It’s an honor to join the series and host another show with my FOX family. Season six we’re bringing an action-packed hour full of family fun, passion and for the first time ever, in-person audition episodes. I can’t wait to see the insane creations and give away a big bag of money to the best of the best.”
Cannon is not the only change for season six. They will be filming in-person auditions at LEGOLAND® California Resort on June 21 and 22, 2025. So, if you want to see them in action, head on over.
Nick Cannon has fathered twelve children in 14 years and one day! So you can say that the force is strong with his sperm.
So much so that there are rumors he got his testicles insured. Today, when he was on Tea Time with/ Raven & Miranda, Miranda Pearman-Maday and Raven-Symoné wanted to know if that is true.
It is true, but he is not the one who took out the policy. A few years ago, Dr. Squatch, the company behind manscaping products, joked with Cannon that celebrity women insure their legs, so they wanted to know what is Cannon’s most valuable asset. It is not his cannon. Instead, it is his cannonballs.
So they took out a policy insuring each ball for $5 million. If anything happens to one of them, that money will go to his kids. What is $5 divided by 12?
So I have to wonder. What if I accidentally hit him in the balls? Would my insurance go up? Because I don’t think my insurance policy covers me going all punter on his baby makes. Not that I would play kickballs with him. It is just a thought I had.
Nick Cannon has very potent sperm, which has gotten six women pregnant, and they bore him a total of a dozen children in 12 years.
Because of that Dr. Squatch thinks his testicles should be insured for $10 million. So that is what they did.
And now, the father has the Most Valuable Balls in the World. With that title comes great responsibility. Therefore, he is taking care of them with Dr. Squatch’s male toiletries.
If I were one of his baby mamas, whose name is not Mariah Carey, I would castrate him for the insurance money.
Nick Cannon is a brave man, but there is one thing that scares him. It is pregnant women.
You can’t blame the father of 12 for being afraid of expectant moms. I mean, he doesn’t know if he is the father. And with his strong swimmers, it could totally be his.
Thirteen won’t be lucky for him, but it will be very costly.
