Nick Cannon has fathered twelve children in 14 years and one day! So you can say that the force is strong with his sperm.
So much so that there are rumors he got his testicles insured. Today, when he was on Tea Time with/ Raven & Miranda, Miranda Pearman-Maday and Raven-Symoné wanted to know if that is true.
It is true, but he is not the one who took out the policy. A few years ago, Dr. Squatch, the company behind manscaping products, joked with Cannon that celebrity women insure their legs, so they wanted to know what is Cannon’s most valuable asset. It is not his cannon. Instead, it is his cannonballs.
So they took out a policy insuring each ball for $5 million. If anything happens to one of them, that money will go to his kids. What is $5 divided by 12?
So I have to wonder. What if I accidentally hit him in the balls? Would my insurance go up? Because I don’t think my insurance policy covers me going all punter on his baby makes. Not that I would play kickballs with him. It is just a thought I had.
Nick Cannon has very potent sperm, which has gotten six women pregnant, and they bore him a total of a dozen children in 12 years.
Because of that Dr. Squatch thinks his testicles should be insured for $10 million. So that is what they did.
And now, the father has the Most Valuable Balls in the World. With that title comes great responsibility. Therefore, he is taking care of them with Dr. Squatch’s male toiletries.
If I were one of his baby mamas, whose name is not Mariah Carey, I would castrate him for the insurance money.
Nick Cannon is a brave man, but there is one thing that scares him. It is pregnant women.
You can’t blame the father of 12 for being afraid of expectant moms. I mean, he doesn’t know if he is the father. And with his strong swimmers, it could totally be his.
Thirteen won’t be lucky for him, but it will be very costly.
Nick Cannon has 12 kids, and most of them have interesting names. There is a Golden Sagon, a Rise Messiah, a Beautiful Zeppelin, and an Onyx Ice.
However, there is one name that caught the attention of comedian Hannah Berner, and that one is Powerful Queen. Why? She explained, “That is the name of my vibrator.”
As soon as Daddy Dozen heard that on his radio show, Daily Cannon, he spit out his drink, knocked the cup over, and laughed out loud.
Do you know what it is weird? I can relate. My vibrator is called Moroccan because it gives me more rocking!
I think the father of 12 is going to be thinking of changing some of his kids’ names.
