Just when you thought that VHS was deader than Zachary Levi’s career, it is making a comeback, like Brendan Fraser.
Witter Entertainment, the company that brought us the Terrifier franchise, is releasing its new all-star movie (Jeffrey Combs (Re-Animator), Danielle Harris (Halloween), David Howard Thornton (Terrifier), Dee Wallace (E.T.), Daniel Roebuck (The Munsters), Felissa Rose (Sleepaway Camp), Bill Moseley (The Devil’s Rejects), the late Tony Todd (Candyman), and Tim Curry (IT)) on VHS.
Stream is about a peaceful stay in a quaint hotel is just what Roy Keenan’s family needs. However, that is not what is in store for them. With four deranged murderers patrolling the seemingly mundane halls and competing in a twisted game, the odds are definitely not in Roy’s favor. He must fight for his life and those of his family as their simple weekend getaway truly turns into a vacation to die for.
The company is releasing two versions: a standard VHS tape for $28 and 50 blue VHS variant tapes for $33.
The movie is available for pre-order now and will be sent out early next year.
Now that VHS is coming back, time to go to your local Buy Nothing group and ask for a VHS player. Do they even make them anymore?
For almost 100 years, Mickey Mouse has been kid friendly. However, things changed when Steamboat Willie went into public domain on the first of this year.
As soon as that happened, we found out there are several Horror movies being made about him.
The first one, The Mouse Trap, came out earlier this year. Surprisingly, it was not that bad.
The next one is Mouse of Horrors, and we are getting the first look at the film. MoH is about a group of friends who get trapped at an amusement park and strike out an attempt to survive against a mutated rat known as The Killer.
If this is what they are doing to Mickey, imagine what they are going to do to Minnie Mouse, who is also in public domain.
Men all over the world are being forced to see Wicked by their girlfriends. They can’t get out of it if they want to have sex with her after the movie. So what are they going to do to survive the 160-minute Musical?
Gabe Gibbs made a TikTok preparing those men for a film they are going to secretly enjoy. And now they are going to get laid this weekend!
And to all the single men who don’t have girlfriends, you should go see Wicked too. You might just meet a girl who likes a man who is not afraid to enjoy a movie with a lot of singing.
Winie-the-Pooh got a Horror movie. As did The Grinch, Steamboat Willie, and Red Riding Hood, to name a few.
Coming soon, Popeye the Sailor Man is joining their ranks with a movie that proves that he is the strongest one of them all.
According to Bloody Disgusting, Popeye the Slayer Man is about “a group of friends sneak into an abandoned spinach canning factory to film a documentary on the legend of the ‘Sailor Man,’ who is said to haunt the factory.”
This trailer is my favorite with one of our childhood icons being turned into a ruthless murderer. I don’t know how many times I laughed, but it was a lot.
BTW I love that this is how the younger generation is going to get introduced to Popeye! How awesome is that?
Have you ever wondered what happens to all of those socks that go missing in the laundry? Sean Whalen shows us in Horredy, Crust, a movie he wrote, directed, and stars in.
Vegas Winters, a depressed, washed-up child actor, fled Tinseltown and now owns and lives in a rundown laundromat. He finds lost socks in the machines and uses them to soak up all his bodily fluids. One night, he is bullied and he cries a tear that turns the pile into a loving sock monster named Crust. Crust becomes his protector and friend. Meanwhile, he has a new girlfriend, a paranormal investigator hounding him, and an old two-faced costar who is forcing him to join a reboot of their 90s sitcom. As Vegas’s life begins to spiral, his enemies are obliterated with deadly consequences.
Who says Hollywood is out of ideas? When was the last time you saw a movie about a killer sock monster? I have seen a lot, but I have never seen that.
