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Just give Crying Free Sex all the Oscars!!!
October 1st, 2025 under Movies. [ Comments: none ]

Every now and again, you watch a trailer, and you know that movie should sweep the Oscars. Crying Free Sex is one of those movies.

Cobra and Naomi, who are infiltrating a secret organization, get so worked up on the morning of their operation that they start having sex. However, Cobra’s slightly unusual dick ends up getting stuck, forcing them to remain locked together as they battle the enemy. To make matters worse, Naomi happens to be the boss’s mistress, adding another layer of danger to their predicament.

That is just the first movie in the trilogy. There are two more movies. Crying Free Sex Never Again and Space Crying Free Sex are available to pre-purchase at SRS Cinema. And you know you are super excited to own and watch it! I know I am!

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Good Boy is a Horror movie through a dog’s eyes
August 18th, 2025 under Movies. [ Comments: none ]

We have seen Horror movies with killer dogs, but we have never seen one through the eyes of man’s best friend. However, that is going to change with Good Boy.

Our canine hero, Indy, finds himself on a new adventure with his human owner—and best friend—Todd, leaving city life for a long-vacant family home in the country. From the start, two things are abundantly clear: Indy is wary of the creepy old house, and his affection for Todd is unwavering. After moving in, Indy is immediately vexed by empty corners, tracks an invisible presence only he can see, perceives phantasmagoric warnings from a long-dead dog, and is haunted by visions of the previous occupant’s grim death. When Todd begins succumbing to the dark forces swirling around the house, Indy must battle a malevolence intent on dragging his beloved Todd into the afterlife.

Indy is played by director Ben Leonberg’s dog, Indy. The film has been getting such positive reviews since it debuted at SXSW. I would not be surprised if Indy receives an Oscar nomination. Why can’t he be nominated? He is the Best Actor in the feature.

Good Boy will get tails wagging when it plays fetch in theaters on October 3rd.

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Spinal Tap II: The End Continues looks like a lot of fun
July 24th, 2025 under Movies. [ Comments: 1 ]

In 1984, the world was rocking to Spinal Tap, but then they disappeared. Since their disappearance, no one has heard from the Rock band. And we thought they were gone forever.

However, documentary producer Marty Di Bergi found them and decided to reunite them for a follow-up film. That film is Spinal Tap II: The End Continues and it will be released on September 2nd.

Forty-one years after the release of the groundbreaking mockumentary This Is Spinal
Tap, the now estranged bandmates David St. Hubbins, Nigel Tufnel, and Derek
Smalls (Michael McKean, Christopher Guest, and Harry Shearer) are forced to reunite
for one final concert. Spinal Tap II: The End Continues also marks the resurrection of
documentarian Marty Di Bergi (Rob Reiner), who once again tries to capture his
favorite metal gods as they contemplate mortality—and the hope that their 12th
drummer doesn’t join them in The Great Beyond. Joined by music royalty Paul
McCartney and Elton John, Spinal Tap wrestles with their checkered past to put on a
concert that they hope will solidify their place in the pantheon of rock ’n’ roll.

Are you excited to rock out again with Spinal Tap?

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The Death of Snow White is the fairest of the Snow Whites
July 1st, 2025 under Movies. [ Comments: none ]

Before I begin my review, I must tell you that The Death of Snow White is not for children.

A few months ago, Disney released a live-action version of Snow White, and it was a horror. The Death of Snow White is a Horror movie, but it is the most enjoyable adaptation of a fairytale I have seen since Ever After.

The movie starts off with Snow White’s (Sanae Loutsis) mother being forced to give birth to her because she was poisoned, and the baby will die if she doesn’t deliver her immediately. So, the doctors performed a C-section on her, and at that time, the outcome was fatal.

The movie then skips forward to a teenage Snow White hanging out at a faire with her friends, and she is enamored by a Prince (Tristan Nokes), who feels the same way.

In this scene, we get to see how sweet she is, and she is a Princess for the people, unlike her stepmother, the Evil Queen (Chelsea Edmundson). If you thought all of her other portrayals were evil, they ain’t got nothing on this one.

She is sadistic in a way that makes her the evilest one of all. She thrives on torturing people and enjoys soaking in their blood. She does this because she needs their blood to maintain her youth and beauty. And now she is after Snow White’s heart because the mirror deems the Princess to be the fairest one of all.

She sends Huntsmen after the Princess, and they chase her into the dark forest where she escapes. The injured Princess is rescued by the Seven Dwarves, who each have different powers.

Snow White wins them over, and they will do anything to protect her. However, they left her alone in the house, and that is when the Evil Queen transforms into an old lady and gives her the poisoned apple, which puts her into a permanent sleep. Once she is asleep, the Queen kidnaps her and takes her back to the castle.

So when the Prince shows up at the Dwarves’ house to rescue her, and she is not there, they agree to band together to take on the Evil Queen to save her. Instead of whistling while they work, they are ready to fight to the death. And they will.

Will Snow White and the Prince get their happy ending?

This is not a Disney fairytale, so you will have to watch the movie, which is available now to watch on all the popular streaming sites.

I will warn you, I am not faint of heart, but there were a few scenes where I had to cover my eyes because I didn’t want to see what she and her servants were doing. As I said, the Evil Queen is sadistic and likes to torture people. Thus, she does immeasurably cruel things to others and to herself.

While there were a few overly graphic scenes throughout the film, there were also so many beautiful and heartfelt scenes to enjoy.

The film was shot in Woodinville, Washington, which provides a stunning backdrop for the calm moments of the movie. And there are parts of the city that put the dark in the dark forest.

Unlike Rachel Zegler, Loutsis is lovable in the title role. You can see why everyone, except the Evil Queen, adores her. She is kind, caring, and pretty. She is how you picture the live-action version of Snow White to look and act.

Then there is Edmundson, who is gorgeous, but also so freaking good at playing evil. You root for her demise.

This is not the Snow White I grew up with, but it is the Snow White I will grow old with. It is the type of movie you can watch over and over again. It is a fairytale for adults to enjoy.

Massive kudos to Jason Brooks, who wrote, directed, and edited this film.

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Minnie Mouse is getting her own Horror movie
June 30th, 2025 under Movies. [ Comments: none ]

Back in 2024, Mickey Mouse entered the public domain through the Steamboat Willie movie, which was released in 1928. He did not enter it alone; Minnie Mouse was also there. However, she was ignored.

That is until now. B22 Films is giving Minnie her own flick, Minnie’s Midnight Massacre. The film sees Steamboat Willie’s first mate, Minnie, go on a killing spree when seeking revenge against the childhood bullies who tortured her as a teenager.

Brett Bentman, who wrote and directed the film, told Deadline, “We wanted to bring the black and white sidekick to life. We’d see Willie in all these reimaginings, but what about Minnie? Why not give her some spotlight?”

Amen. I can’t wait to see Minnie become a bad ass meanie!

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