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This movie will make you want to throw out your Dolls
June 5th, 2019 under Movies. [ Comments: none ]


Dee Wallace has been doing horror movies for over 40 years now. In that time, she has battled a killer dog named Cujo, werewolves who would not stop Howling, Critters from outer space and now she might have met her match in Dolls.

A man, who writes children books, and his daughter move into a house they just inherited. While going through their new home, they find some unusual dolls in the attic. They have a sinister past and their new neighbor (Wallace) tells them all about it. Now that the toys have been freed, they are ready to kill again.

Sometimes the scariest horror movies are the ones that are about the cutest, most innocent things like antique dolls.

Dolls is available on home video July 2nd. Before you hit play, make sure to lock up all your of dolls. In fact, you might want to put them in storage for a few weeks.

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Shudder celebrates Pride Month with LGBTQ movies
June 1st, 2019 under Movies, Uncategorized. [ Comments: none ]

https://youtu.be/LiArvW477cE
Today begins Pride Month and Shudder is honoring it with several horror-themed films. They are already streaming The Old Dark House, Vampyros Lesbos, Hellraiser, Nightbreed, Let the Right One In, Predestination, Alena, Sweet Sweet Lonely Girl, Rift, and Lizzie, and debuting two new films.

On June 17th, The Wild Boys get wild on Shudder. It is about, “Five adolescent boys (all played by actresses) are enamored by the arts but drawn to crime and transgression. As punishment for a brutal crime, they’re forced to board a boat whose captain is hell-bent on taming their ferocious appetites. After arriving on a lush island where dangers and pleasures abound, the boys start to transform in both mind and body.”

Knife+Heart starts beating on June 20th. The film is described as, “Paris, Summer 1979. Anne (French pop star Vanessa Paradis) produces third-rate gay porn. After her editor and lover Lois leaves her, she tries to win her back by shooting her most ambitious film yet with her trusted, flaming sidekick Archibald. But one of her actors is brutally murdered and Anne gets caught up in a strange investigation that turns her life upside-down.

Since my father raised me on horror since I was 4, I have seen plenty of LGBTQ themed scary movies. However, I wonder how many people did not know there are so many. What they also do not know is that they are really terrifying. Therefore, you should subscribe to Shudder and start watching them today. What else do you have going on?

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What is worse than a Sharknado? A Clownado!
May 13th, 2019 under Movies. [ Comments: none ]


Every now and again a movie comes and I seriously wonder what drugs the person who came up with the idea is on. Sharknado is definitely one of those films. I thought how can anyone top that? Turns out they can. Clownado will be storming into theaters this summer.

The future classic is described as, “Cursed demonic circus clowns set out on a vengeful massacre using tornadoes. A stripper, Elvis impersonator, truck driver, teen runaway, and a dude get caught in the supernatural battle between femme fatal and the boss clown from hell.”

After watching the trailer and reading the description, I will paraphrase to Todd Sheets, who wrote and directed it, what Ron Reiner’s mom said on When Harry Met Sally, “I’ll have what he is having!” Whatever he is having is really good and I think everyone could benefit from it. Plus, watching Clownado will make us happy like all the other ridiculously awful horror movies that are in on the joke which came before it.

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Just Say Goodbye had me crying uncontrollably
May 13th, 2019 under Movies. [ Comments: none ]


As I have gotten older, it is rare that a movie makes me cry more than a few tears. Just Say Goodbye had me bawling for the last half hour. What is it about this film that caused me to be overly emotional? The story, the writing with the proper amount of buildup and the acting that helps you get attached to the characters so quickly.

Just Say Goodbye is the story of Jesse Peterson (Max MacKenzie). He is a 17-year-old boy whose mother committed suicide when he was a kid, his dad (William Galatis) is an alcoholic who blames his son for his wife’s death, he is constantly being bullied at school and he only has one friend. Therefore, he has decided he is going to commit suicide after his 18th birthday.

He tells his only friend Sarah (Katerina Eichenberger) about his plans and now she has two weeks to convince him to live. At first, she does not believe that he will actually do it. However, the more she talks to him, the more she realizes he is going to do it. Especially after he shows her his gun and tells her why that is the method he chooses to use.

She will try to get the bully to lay off of him, but he refuses to do it. She will try to get him to call the suicide hotline, but he does not do it. She will go as far as trying to convince him to sleep with her. Just when she is at wit’s ends, something happens and he decides to call off his plans.

It seems like everything will be OK, and she leaves her friend to spend some time with her dad. Jesse is ready to celebrate his 18th birthday, but his dad does something that makes him want to end it all again.

When Sarah calls him and realizes he is going to go through with it in a few hours, she rushes home to stop him. She cannot do it by herself, so she calls his dad at the bar to save his son. If that is not enough help, she dials 9-1-1 for their help. Will it be enough?

This a raw look at how life can seem to be too much to handle and a person thinks that their only option is to kill themselves. If they share their decision with their loved ones, then it becomes a burden on them to make that person want to live. Imagine being a teenager with no life experience trying to convince someone to live. You do not really know what to do, who to turn to and where to go. It is as much their story as the person’s whose life they are trying to save.

Just Say Goodbye does not sugarcoat things. It shows you all the emotions that go on for everyone involved and that causes you to get emotionally involved with the characters. It also is a wakeup call this Mental Health Awareness month to look at the people around you and see if they need help. There are not always signs, but sometimes there are. If you think you know someone who is contemplating suicide, then call the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline at 1-800-273-8255.

Just Say Goodbye is written and produced by (Layla O’Shea) and directed by Matt Walting. I highly suggest that parents and teachers watch this film that is currently playing in theaters and available on home video to own.

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The VelociPastor is this year’s cultastic movie!
April 22nd, 2019 under Movies. [ Comments: none ]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emUaCzIB1T8&feature=youtu.be
There are certain movies that are so awfsome (so awful they are awesome) they become cult classics. Films like Rocky Horror Picture Show, Showgirls, The Room and Birdemic to name a few. This year’s entry looks to be The VelociPastor.

The must-see movie that comes out in August is about, “After a devastating family tragedy, a priest travels to China to find deeper spirituality, but instead is endowed with an ancient ability that allows him to turn into a dinosaur. At first, he is horrified by his newfound superpower, but a local prostitute convinces him to use his newfound gift to fight evil – and ninjas.”

Who doesn’t want to see this movie over and over again and drinking or taking a hit games with it? Every time he turns into a dinosaur, take a hit. Every time, he kills someone drink. Every time he is just in his underwear, chug!

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