Seriously? OMG! WTF?The VelociPastor is this year's cultastic movie! - Seriously? OMG! WTF?
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[ # ] The VelociPastor is this year’s cultastic movie!
April 22nd, 2019 under Movies

There are certain movies that are so awfsome (so awful they are awesome) they become cult classics. Films like Rocky Horror Picture Show, Showgirls, The Room and Birdemic to name a few. This year’s entry looks to be The VelociPastor.

The must-see movie that comes out in August is about, “After a devastating family tragedy, a priest travels to China to find deeper spirituality, but instead is endowed with an ancient ability that allows him to turn into a dinosaur. At first, he is horrified by his newfound superpower, but a local prostitute convinces him to use his newfound gift to fight evil – and ninjas.”

Who doesn’t want to see this movie over and over again and drinking or taking a hit games with it? Every time he turns into a dinosaur, take a hit. Every time, he kills someone drink. Every time he is just in his underwear, chug!


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