Six months ago, Paramount released a trailer for their live-action animated version of Sonic the Hedgehog and people detested it. They were running away from it faster than Sonic taking a brisk walk because they hated the way he looked.
Well, they listened and softened him up. Today, we got to see their new take on an old favorite. What do you think? This movie is perfect for Valentine’s Day because I am in love. It looks like it is a great film for kids and kids of all ages like me. Since I won’t have a Valentine, I will take my friends’ kids to see it with me instead.
If you did not see the original trailer and want to, then click here!
Warner Bros is bringing Scooby Doo back to the big screen on May 15th with Scooby and Shaggy’s origin story.
Scoob! is an animated film made with computerized animation. Some people like it, but I think it looks and makes everything feel really cheap. Not only that, the characters don’t look like the ones we know and care about. Maybe the Scooby gang can investigate that?
Whenever I am babysitting my friends’ kids and they put on anything with this type of animation, I make them shut it off. I just hate everything about it. It is better to pay the extra money to make it be spectacular than have it look like a direct to video project that only a toddler will appreciate.
The Invisible Man is kind of a fun concept about a man who becomes invisible and has a hard time with his new power. In the latest take on the classic story, they have turned it into a psychological movie about a stalker who faked his death to go after his abusive lover played by Elisabeth Moss.
Yeah, I will skip it when it comes out on February 28th. Why does everything have to be so f*cked up now like this and Joker? What happened to fun!
We are used to seeing Dick Flicks full of people with dicks. However, with Charlie’s Angels, the leads just have bigger balls than those men. That is why when they kick a$$, they are also willing to kick the side where the sun does shine!
Because of that, I think this film will attract both men and women on November 15th. I am a chick who hates dick flicks and even I am excited about it. It gave me a boner, see that is the power of Charlie’s Angels! It can even gets girls noticeably excited for it.
The first trailer is out for Clint Eastwood’s Richard Jewell. It is a film about the man who was wrongly accused of the Olympic Park Bombing in Atlanta in 1996.
As someone, who worked across the street where the bombing happened and a mile away from where the real bomber bombed an abortion clinic, I was interested in the movie. However, after watching that first look, it looks like a movie of the week. Let me know when Ryan Murphy does the American Crime Story (because I also lived 2 miles from where the real bomber bombed a lesbian bar) and I will watch it then.
To me, Eastwood’s movies are overrated and a snore. Therefore, I will be skipping it when it comes out on December 13th.
