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As if porcelain dolls weren’t scary enough, Dolly makes the even more terrifying
February 12th, 2026 under Movies. [ Comments: none ]

If you hate porcelain dolls as much as I do, but love Horror movies, then Dolly is for us!

A young woman, Macy, fights for survival after being abducted by a deranged, monster-like figure who wants to raise her as their child. However, the description omits the fact that the mother is dressed like a porcelain doll. And that is nightmare inducing.

What more do you need to see this film in UK cinemas on March 6th? How about it stars Seann William Scott, who has me rushing to theaters!

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Is Bowels of Hell the shittiest movie of the year?
January 28th, 2026 under Movies. [ Comments: none ]

There are plenty of shitty horror movies out there, but how many of them literally have shit as a killer? There is Monsturd and the Death Toilet franchise.

Coming soon, they will be joined by the Brazilian movie Bowels of Hell. Malu is cracking due to the weight of past trauma and a rebellious child. When a strange curse turns toilets into deadly monsters, she is hurled into a surreal nightmare where motherhood, grief, and existential terror can’t simply be flushed away.

While the other seven films, yes there are six Death Toilets, are HorComs, BOH looks like to be more on the serious side. So it has me curious, but then again, shitty movies are my thing.

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Zootopia 2 is the highest grossing Hollywood animated movie of all time
January 18th, 2026 under Movies. [ Comments: none ]

Inside-Out 2 is going through a lot of emotions today. That is because Zootopia 2 knocked them down a notch.

The latter has grossed $1.9 billion since its debut on Thanksgiving, making it the #1 Hollywood animated movie of all time. China’s Zha 2 holds the title for all-time animated films at $2.25 billion. It will be interesting to see if Zootopia can top that.

I do expect the film to beat out Spider-Man: No Way Home at $1.9 billion and Avengers: Infinity War at $2 billion in the coming weeks, thus becoming the 7th highest grossing Hollywood movie of all time.

Who says people don’t go to the movies anymore? Besides me!

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What if Ted Bundy had a son with a twist?
January 16th, 2026 under Movies. [ Comments: none ]

Ted Bundy had a son, and he inherited his dad’s need to kill, at least in the movie Ted Bunny.

The film follows the illegitimate son of serial killer Ted Bundy, who, raised around rabbits and crazed, goes on a killing spree after a documentary crew shows up at his house.

The movie comes from Jeff Miller, who gave us Popeye the Slayer Man and the upcoming Jeffrey Dollmer, about a doll possessed by the late Jeffrey Dahmer.

Ted Bunny begins streaming on Friday, February 13th.

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The Anacondas is not Jack Black and Paul Rudd’s Anaconda
December 22nd, 2025 under Movies. [ Comments: none ]

On Christmas, Jack Black and Paul are starring in Anaconda, which is a movie about two men making a movie about 1997’s Anaconda.

Well, when The Asylum heard that, they decided to make their own movie about the mega snake, The Anacondas.

In South America, explorers search for the last remaining city of an ancient city that worshipped snakes. After many failed attempts, they finally uncover the ruins, buried under a massive pile of snakes and their nests. Still, it’s a discovery worth celebrating – until they realize the massive snake the culture viewed as a God is still alive and constantly growing without any known predators — and no human sacrifices in centuries. The science team becomes an unwitting offering as the largest anaconda in history as it kills them one by one.

Personally, I find that The Asylum’s takes are better than the movie that is going to the big screen. However, this time, I don’t think they will be successful. But I still think it will be fun to watch.

The Anacondas is available to stream now.

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