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Christmas at the Ranch is a different type of holiday love story!
October 6th, 2022 under Movies. [ Comments: none ]

It might not even be Halloween for another few weeks, but it is already time for Christmas movies! So on October 18th, we are getting Christmas on the Ranch, a love story with a twist on the ones we usually get.

Haley (Laur Allen) returns home to Nashville to help her brother (Archie Kao) save their family ranch from the evil bank. When she gets there, she meets ranchhand Kate (Amanda Righetti). The two of them don’t get along. But then they find out they have some things in common. They both want to save the ranch, and more importantly, they have feelings for each other. You never know when and who you are going to fall in love with, and it is just that much more special when it happens at Christmastime.

The holiday film was directed by Christin Baker, co-written by Julie Anton, and stars Lindsay Wagner. It will be available on TVOD starting on October 18th, with a digital release coming at a later date.

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You will eat up Croc like he gobbles up his victims
October 4th, 2022 under Movies. [ Comments: none ]

I don’t know about you, but I am sick of creature features that take forever to get to the kill. Croc is not one of those movies. It starts off with a double meal for the killer crocodile as a preview of his appetite; then, it gives him a little time to build up his hunger before it lets him kill until the credits roll.

Lisa King (Sian Altman) has picked the perfect remote spot for her wedding, and she can’t wait to say I do. What could go wrong? So, so, so, much can and will go wrong.

Unbeknownst to her, her groom-to-be, Charlie (George Nettleton), has been having an affair with one of her bridesmaids. The two of them go off to have one more fling before the wedding, and that is when we first see the Croc at this party. He eats the girl, and Charlie gets away.

He decides to tell no one but Lisa’s dad, Dylan (Mark Haldor), about what happened. When Dylan goes to investigate the scene, the croc takes a bite out of his leg, and he can’t warn anyone. He can’t even call the police because they can’t get a signal.

Finally, it is time for the wedding. Everything is going as planned as the priest reads their vows. But then, the croc comes for his supper and eats the photographer. Once he gets a taste of the guests, he is not going to stop until he devours everyone who was invited to Lisa’s special day.

Is there any way to stop the murderous creature? I am sure there is, but I am enjoying his killing spree. It is not that I wanted them to die, which is rare in horror movies these days, but I was enjoying watching him kill everyone in his path. Especially since they did an excellent job making the sea monster look so real with the CGI.

That is what creature features are all about, the killings, not the plot. And he does a lot of killing! So, writer/director Paul W. Franklin gives us just what we and the croc crave, plenty of blood.

The film that is distributed from Uncork’d Entertainment is available on DVD and Digital today. Get it before it gets you…

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Want to be in a killer shark movie?
October 4th, 2022 under Movies. [ Comments: none ]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJmLgvsh3GQ

Have you ever watched a killer shark movie and said, “I want to be in one?” Well, here is your opportunity.

Paul Tomborello, who has brought us Alien Shark and Billie the Kid along with seven other films, is preparing to shoot Shark Trap next month, and he needs you.

So, the writer/director started an Indiegogo, and there are several ways you can be in the film for a few bucks.

So what is the creature feature about? Every summer, the little island town of Ocean Point stirs with the new life of pleasure-seeking vacationists – and where there is life, there is also death… At Jenkins Bait Store, Teagan Porter yearns to get off the island. Thatch Haley, a local to the town, attempts to woo her despite her disinterest. When he invites her to the resort beach, she obliges because it’s a hangout for the rich summer elitists, headed up by Rick Carlson and Pamela Bradford. Pam’s father is opening up a water park against the wishes of the local islanders. When some of his nefarious business dealings leave a dead body in the water, it draws a shiver of sharks to the area. The flurry of opening day patrons never saw the terror coming. The amusement park becomes a feeding ground for a great white shark. Trapped on the rafts, Teagan and the group must fight for survival while being terrorized by the great white. Can they reach the mainland and escape their floating coffins?

If it sounds like something you want to dip your toes into, then here are the different ways it is possible. For $1,000, you get a speaking role. Want to be in a scene with a celebrity, then that will cost you $2,500. Have you ever wanted to be killed in a movie? That can happen for 4K. Finally, for $10,000, you can be a supporting lead and also an EP.

If this is a dream come true for you, then contribute to the film’s Indiegogo.

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Velma is finally out!
October 4th, 2022 under Movies. [ Comments: none ]

After many decades of wondering if Velma is a lesbian, it has finally been confirmed in Trick or Treat Scooby-Doo. About damn time she gets to live her best self!

Hopefully, they will explore it in future Scooby Doo movies. Until then, you can purchase this one Prime Video.

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This movie is Croc! full of nuttiness!
September 22nd, 2022 under Movies. [ Comments: none ]

If you love creature features, then Croc! is for you. Because who doesn’t love hungry crocodiles who want to eat humans and won’t stop until they devour them all?

Lisa and her family unite at a wedding venue, excited for the big day. However, unknown to the family, a nest of hungry crocodiles has been living in the nearby lake. As the crocodiles crash the wedding in a bloodthirsty massacre, the remaining family members must survive the night against these Jurassic beasts.

Croc! is distributed from Uncork’d Entertainment and will be invading our homes via DVD and Digital starting on October 4th.

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