Cocaine Bear came out in theaters today, so The Asylum announced their take on the movie. Coming this summer is Attack of the Meth Gator.
According to what they tweeted me, we can expect, “We’re pumping the meth into Florida’s fresh water reserves as we speak! 😍”
As someone who has seen alligators in the Everglades, I can’t wait for this film.
That and their versions of popular movies are always better. Films like Snakes on a Train, San Andrea Quake, Geo-Disaster, Abraham Lincoln vs Zombies, and so many more. Plus, their creatures are always hilarious. I think y’all have heard of Sharknado.
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Erick Weber asked, “You can pick only one of these movies [Cocaine Bear or Scream VI] to see, which one you got”
Well, when Cocaine Bear heard about that question, he just had to respond. This is his case to see him over Ghostface, “i’m a bear on cocaine. he’s just a guy with a mask.”
Did he convince you to see him first? I mean, his movie comes out on Friday, and the newest Scream won’t be out until two weeks after that. So you can do both! And as a Horror fan, I must insist that you do! Long live movies where people get killed.
Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey, the horror take on the classic children’s story, is not coming out until February 15th. However, Jagged Edge Productions announced that the sequel will begin filming this summer.
The news is no surprise because this is their biggest release in the long list of films they have made. Several of which are on Tubi, like Killer Tree, Croc, The Curse of Humpty Dumpty, Curse of Bloody Mary, and so many more.
Besides turning Winnie the Pooh into a killer, they are also doing the same to Peter Pan and Bambi! I am afraid to ask what they will do next. Dumbo? The Seven Elves? The Little Train that Could?
UPDATE: The Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey Twitter page says that sequel will be, “bigger and even bloodier.” Now I am even more excited for it than Winnie the Pooh is for honey!
Have you been desperately wanting to swim with the shark movies but haven’t found a Horredy that makes you wet? Well, SRS Cinema has us covered with Doll Shark.
Not only will it give us hours of laughs, but we can also show it to all of the kids that make us sing Baby Shark over and over again. They are not going to want anything to do with sharks after watching a cute killer shark doll going on a murderous rampage.
So before you sit them down to watch the movie, make sure to give them a stuffed shark to hold. I know it will fuck them up for a while, but the therapy bills will be worth it.
If you watched the movie version of the board game Clue and said to yourself that they don’t make movies like that anymore. It turns out there is a comedic murder mystery coming out on February 7th that will make you laugh until you…
Murder, Anyone is an exciting new horror comedy concept about manifestation; stars Kristos Andrews (“The Bay”), Galadriel Stineman (“The Middle”), Maurice LaMarche (“Pinky and the Brain”), Spencer Breslin (The Kid, Zoom), and Oscar nominee Sally Kirkland. In it, two Playwrights are tasked with creating the next avant-garde thriller; but as they write,the story comes to life, and their own emotions and arguments begin to manifest on film.
If that is not enough to make you want to see it, then the sentimental story behind it will. Director James Cullen Bressack’s movie is based on his late father Emmy-award winner Gordon Bressack’s play. Can you think of a better way to pay tribute to a late parent than by making their creation come to life?
