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Eric Stonestreet was dressed as a Cat and he was rescued from a tree by a fireman the other day and I now realize what a tough job they have. Now before think the two-time Emmy winner has had one too many hits of cat hip, he was just filming a scene for Modern Family. We will have to tune in at a later date to see what sent Cam running up a tree and needing to be rescued.
BTW I really hope that the fur between his legs is part of his costume because if it isn’t someone needs to get him a manscape appointment ASAP!
Butter is out now in theaters and on Video On Demand and just like melted butter on warm bagel, nothing is better to put a smile on your face!
Bob Pickler (Ty Burrell) has been the Butter Sculpting Champ for the last 15 years, but he has been asked to step down and let someone else have a chance at the title. His perfect uptight wife Laura (Jennifer Garner) is not willing to give up that title and will do anything to keep the honor in the family. So she decides that she will take up butter sculpting and keep the title in the family.
Bob meanwhile has found other interests to keep him busy now that his hobby is no longer slicing it for him. He has been going to the local strip club and he hooks up Brooke (Olivia Wilde) for a price. She wants $600 for their love, but Laura crashes in their rendezvous and she doesn’t get paid. Brooke wants her money and will do anything to get it. Like get back at Laura and enter the Mastery of Butter contest.
But she isn’t Laura’s only competition. Young orphan Destiny (Yara Shahidi) has recently been taken in by The Emmets (Alicia Silverstone and Rod Corddry) and she has decided to take up Butter Sculpting. The little girl is quite amazing and she will give Laura a run for her money.
Laura won’t have that, and she gets her ex-boyfriend, who owns the small town’s car dealership, to help her out. Boyd Bolton (Hugh Jackman) is more than willing to help because Laura lets him ride her like one of his cars.
Now it is B-Day for Laura and Destiny and only one of them can be the winner. Who will it be? You will have to see this movie that is as smooth as butter to find out.
If you enjoyed Drop Dead Gorgeous, then you are going to adore this film. It is a fun look at the big going ons in a small town. It doesn’t get much bigger butter in Iowa and Butter is larger than life.
So make a like butter on a hot pancake and run to see this movie in the theater or on On-Demand today. Seeing it is the syrup on top of your day!
Oh and men who are hesitant to see this movie, did I mention Olivia Wilde has a stripping scene in this movie and she makes out with Twilight’s Ashley Green in a steamy sexy kissing scene? Yeah I think there will be a line as long as the one for the women’s bathroom of men waiting to see this film now!
Sofia Vergara’s dazzling Zuhair Murad Emmy dress was skin tight and turns out it was just a little too snug for bum. As the Modern Family actress explained, “20 min Modern Family won!! Dress malfuncion !!! Thank you emergency team!!!” But it didn’t get her down (like it did the men when her team fixed the wardrobe malfunction) because she added, “Yes!!!! This happend 20 min before we won!!!! Jajajajja. I luv my life!!!!” How many boys would want that job? You know to stitch up her dress right there?
BTW seeing how perfect her butt is makes me even more jealous of her. I was kind of hoping she would have cellulite because she is so perfect and needs to have at least one flaw. Am I right ladies?
Even though every adult actor on Modern Family is nominated for an Emmy and they are already doing well in the ratings, the show is finding new ways this season to get even more men to watch the show. First they made Sofia Vergara‘s character pregnant which means she will wear a prosthetic baby bump and pregnancy boobs. Now as much as guys like seeing her big boobs getting bigger, they also want to see some flesh. Well the show will have that too in an upcoming episode where she will be in a beauty pageant. Since the actress Tweeted the picture without saying when it will air, you will just have to watch every episode until it does.
Why do I see a ratings spike for the ABC sitcom? And why do I see some of the viewers also have a ratings spike?
Sofia Vergara naturally wears a 34DD bra, but I guess that was big enough for Modern Family because the show actually found a way to make her chest even larger than that. By making her character Gloria pregnant, she will have to wear a fake baby bump that will enhance her biggest feature even more. Even though the show already has huge ratings, I guess they wanted to make them as big as her girls! I have a feeling it work because I think the show will get some new implants just to check them out.
BTW you can watch them start to grow next Wednesday when the show is back for a bigger and more enhanced season.
