Unfortunately, Mr. Adult Diapers will become president on Monday, and he is building up his staff.
Today, he announced who will be his Hollywood Ambassadors. And you know they will only be the best.
“It is my honor to announce Jon Voight, Mel Gibson, and Sylvester Stallone, to be Special Ambassadors to a great but very troubled place, Hollywood, California,” he wrote. “They will serve as Special Envoys to me for the purpose of bringing Hollywood, which has lost much business over the last four years to Foreign Countries, BACK—BIGGER, BETTER, AND STRONGER THAN EVER BEFORE! These three very talented people will be my eyes and ears, and I will get done what they suggest. It will again be, like The United States of America itself, The Golden Age of Hollywood!”
Yeah, Hollywood is going to listen to those three stooges. Stallone has been downgraded to television, and the others have just been downgraded. When was the last time they worked?
Poor James Woods, Dean Cain, Scott Baio, and Kristy Swanson, they aren’t even good enough for him these days. That is pretty sad.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MBSN6H1Vj9I
Before Mel Gibson had sons in movies like Signs, he was the son in Tim. He looks so innocent when he was 22 in that 1979 movie.
Before Mel Gibson was solving murders in Lethal Weapon, he was involved in one in Summer City. He was really hot when he was 20 years old in that 1977 movie.
Mel Gibson has been clean shaven and he has had huge bushy beards throughout the years, and now he has just a pornstache. By sporting that mustache, it makes him look like a p0rn star from the ’70s who has aged as you would expect them to have aged over the last 40 years. You know used, abused and someone who spent so much time in the sun that their skin has turned to leather. Do you see it too or is just me?
When it comes to Don Johnson, he looks like an actor from the ’70s who aged phenomenally well.
Yesterday on Jimmy Kimmel Live, the ABC late night show had Mel Gibson give a complete stranger a major haircut on Hollywood Blvd. He did such a bad job, the host said that it was only fair for the poor guy to shave off sugar t!ts’ beard. He agreed and off went the thick mass of fur. I say fur because he looks like a werewolf with or without the facial pubic mass. He looks more like Eddie Munster all grown up than Butch Patrick does.
To see what he looks like without the beard, then click here!
