Megan Fox got to hang out with one of her oldest friends over the weekend, and she was all over him in a tiny green bikini.
Who was the lucky guy? He had a woody because he is a tree in the forest. And all the other trees in the forest heard him scream when he rose and when he fell. Because they were all jealous. Do you blame them?
Martha Stewart can still turn heads at 81. So Sports Illustrated asked her to be on the cover of their annual Swimsuit Issue.
The Domestic Goddess will not be alone. Megan Fox, Kim Petras, and Brooks Nader also have their own cover this year.
“There is no theme [to this year’s issue]—rather, there is a vision, a sentiment, a hope that women can live in a world where they feel no limitations, internally or externally,” says SI Swimsuit editor-in-chief MJ Day. “But the absence of a theme is not to say that [these women] don’t share certain common traits. They’re constantly evolving.”
While women, like me, respect Sports Illustrated for their decision. It will be interesting to see if the the men that pick up the magazine for the “articles” will feel the same way.
What? SISI is all about the spank bank material! Are you going to deny it?
Megan Fox might be engaged to Machine Gun Kelly, but that doesn’t mean she can’t date other women. So the actress wants you to know that she is “Currently seeking a girlfriend. Please submit applications in the DMs.”
So, if you want to be the lady in her life, then let her know. But I wouldn’t wait too long because you know she will be inundated with offers.
Halloween is still a few days away, but it looks like Megan Fox is already in costume. The future Mrs. Machine Gun Kelly was seen with flaming red hair like Jessica Rabbit and a dress the animated beauty would like totally wear. So you have to wonder, is she copying her look, or is she trying to get the role in the live version movie of Roger Rabbit? Which isn’t a reality, in case you were wondering.
BTW I miss the days when Fox was a natural beauty instead of looking like Kris Kardashian’s sixth daughter.
Before Megan Fox was selling perfumes in commercials, she was selling them behind the counter on What I Like About You. She has come a long way since she was 17 in that 2003 episode.
