Remember that awful movie The Perfect Storm when Mark Wahlberg was left bobbing up and down in the middle of the ocean and you were rooting for George Clooney and him to die already? Or was that just me shouting it out in the movie theater. Anyways, when I saw this photo of Marky Mark with his whole family floating around in the water, I had flashbacks to that 2000 film. At least this time, I am rooting for them all to live. Although, I am jealous of them for enjoying a beautiful place, while I suffer in 85 degree heat.
Mark Wahlberg talks about his 4 kids with Rhea Dunham all the time, and yet you rarely ever see them all together as a family. So how can you have a family Christmas Card, without the whole family in one shot. You cannot, so here is mama and papa Wahlberg with Ella Rae, 14, Michael, 11, Brendan, 9, and Grace, 7. Proving they are beautiful bunch when they are all in one photo together.
Only thing missing from the card is a line that, “Say hi to your mother for me!”
Back when Mark Wahlberg was Marky Mark, he posed in his underwear for Calvin Klein. Now nearly 25 years later, someone who wasn’t even born when he posed in his Calvins, is doing the same thing. That is his good buddy Justin Bieber and he told Conan O’Brien on his TBS late night show tonight that the Beebs sent him those photos. Something the actor didn’t want to see because what 45 year old dad of 4 wants to see another man’s funky bunch. In other words, it didn’t give him good vibrations.
People Magazine took a photo of Mark Wahlberg sniffing Will Ferrell’s hair, so do the Daddy’s Home co-stars have something to tell us? Yes,
Marky Mark once told Ellen Degeneres that he is obsessed with the smell of the Anchorman’s hair. What? Ferrell uses Aragon Oil to keep his curls looking so luxurious.
So now you know the way to Wahlberg’s heart, Aragon Oil!
Back in the ’90s, Mark Wahlberg showed us he had some dope dance moves with the music video for his song Good Vibrations, but his Funky Bunch ain’t got nothing on this pooch. Nick Joseph shared a video of a Boston Terrier giving us his best rhythm and rhyme to the one-hit wonder and he is going to be a sweet sensation. Can you feel the vibration too when wiggled his little legs to beat?
If I were Marky Mark, I would just hand over my Calvins to this arfdorable pup because he showed him who got the funkiest moves.
BTW how long until this guy is on Ellen? 3-2-1
