Mario Lopez’s wife, Courtney, wanted to see how much her husband knows about periods. And boy, was she disappointed to find out how little he knows.
First, she asked him how many tampons he thinks she uses during her period in a month. “It’s a two-week deal. Right,” was his response. “I’ll go with 14. Unless the reds are really in town, then maybe more. I’m going with 10-14.”
Then it was time for him to learn the truth. She told them that she uses about three of them during her 3-5 day period.
Since he passed math and not health, he was like then he is right about the number of tampons she uses a month.
He is right. But as she pointed out, we don’t have our monthlies for half a month.
Men! What are we going to do with them? So to the moms out there, teach your sons about a woman’s period. This way, he won’t be as afraid of us once a month.
Oh, and he can’t use the excuse that he was taught on the set, and that is why he didn’t know the answer. Because he has been with a lot of women, so he should know that are only so many times in a month a woman doesn’t want to have sex because of her period. Unless Courtney tells him that she doesn’t want to for two weeks. Now, I understand his confusion.
Courtney and Mario Lopez have three kids. But he never experienced the pain of childbirth. That is because men, THANKFULLY, don’t give birth. If they did, then I would not be writing this because we would not have made it past Cavemen’s time.
Anyways, it May sweeps, and the producer of Access Daily thought they would have some fun with their host. What did they do? They brought in Dr. Linda Sayyad from FeminoCentric Physical Therapy & Wellness to put electrodes on him that will simulate the feeling of labor pain.
How did he do? The doctor’s husband was able to tolerate level 7 of 100. Was the host able to do better before he was saved by the bell? Since he is a competitive man, he knew he was going to go higher than that.
How much higher? With his wife, whom he couldn’t talk to due to the pain, by his side, he was able to get all the way up to 12.
Lopez might have a strong body because he works out all the time. However, he can’t take the pain that women can. Therefore, we are women; hear us roar.
Yesterday, Nick Cannon announced that he is expecting his 10th child in 11 years, and almost all of us thought it. However, Mario Lopez said it. “Only thing certain in life is death, taxes & Nick Cannon knockin someone else up…”
Wow, Mr. Kiss Celebrites’ Asses was kicking Cannon in his with that joke. So you know it is bad when even the Access Hollywood host is making fun of you.
Someone needs to tame his snake and put it back into the basket. We need to ban all flute playing around him because, at this rate, he will have a baker’s dozen in a year from now. There aren’t enough jobs he can do to support all of them.
Do you know how they say Christmas comes earlier and earlier every year? Well, it is not even March, and Lifetime is already announcing three of their Christmas movies. So while we are still paying off for 2021, they are getting ready for 2022. Like a bad joke about current events, it is too soon.
To read about what is coming to Lifetime’s airwaves in about nine months, then click here!
