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Ryan Reynolds doesn’t say Merry Christmas anymore
November 8th, 2022 under Kathie Lee and Hoda, Mariah Carey, Will Ferrell. [ Comments: none ]

Ryan Reynolds is starring in this year’s most Spirited Christmas movies, but he doesn’t go around saying Merry Christmas anymore. Instead, he told Hoda Kotb and Jenna Bush on Today that he says, “Mariah Carey and Happy New Year!”

You know what? I am going to do that too. It is politically correct and will piss off all of the fake Christians when I say it. So it is a win/win!

So, all I want for Christmas is to say Mariah Carey to you.

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Martha Stewart has a message for Mariah Carey
November 4th, 2022 under Mariah Carey, Martha Stewart. [ Comments: 6 ]

 

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As soon as the calendar turned to November 1st, Mariah Carey declared that it was Christmastime. However, not everyone was into the Christmas spirit just yet.

One of those people is Martha Stewart, and the Domestic Goddess has a message for the Queen of Christmas. “Mariah, you know me. I am a traditionalist with a twist,” she said on the Today show. “And you cannot give up Thanksgiving. Just cause you don’t like turkey. I love turkey, and many, many other people love turkey. So, do, not, think we are going to give up Thanksgiving just because you say so.”

Amen! Christmas is coming earlier and earlier every year, and we need to enjoy the other holidays between New Year’s and Christmas!

Who is with Martha and me?

UPDATE: Mariah Carey responded to Martha Stewart, and I have a feeling their friendship is going to be something we will be thankful this Thanksgiving.

“Dearest Martha!! NEVER will I give up Thanksgiving!! But we can still start getting into the festive spirit now! 💕,” the Diva wrote. “P.S I’d love to have you at my Thanksgiving dinner although I’ve yet to be invited to your Thanksgiving extravaganza! And THAT is MAJOR! Esp if Snoop’s coming! 🥳🎄”

Either they are going to be friends, or they are going to war. I am rooting for the latter.

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Mariah Carey went from witch to bitch when the clock struck midnight
November 1st, 2022 under Mariah Carey. [ Comments: none ]

Now that Halloween is officially over, Mariah Carey transformed from her witchy self into the Queen of Christmas at the stroke of midnight. So be prepared to hear that bitch’s song, All I Want for Christmas Is You, every day from now until December 26th. Aren’t you excited?

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Mariah Carey paid the price for singing her Christmas song before Halloween
October 29th, 2022 under Mariah Carey. [ Comments: none ]

Mariah Carey is so excited about Christmas this year that she decided to sing her song All I Want for Christmas is you days before Halloween.

What happens if she does that? Freddy Krueger and a Gremlin attack her and show her that she might be the Queen of Christmas, but they are the Kings of Halloween. So she needs to wait her turn, or she won’t make it to November 1st.

If only we could get the stores to wait until then also, then the world would be a better place.

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Mariah Carey taking a bubble bath
October 17th, 2022 under Mariah Carey. [ Comments: none ]

Halloween is still two weeks away, but people are ready for Christmas now. They want to hear the Queen of Christmas’ All I Want for Christmas Is You.

Mariah Carey has a message for them, “Not yet!”

And since she is the Diva who she is, she told them while taking a bubble bath. And that is why we love her!

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