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Nick Cannon doesn’t like to be laughed at in bed
May 27th, 2010 under George Lopez, Mariah Carey, Nick Cannon. [ Comments: none ]


(starts at 4:50 in)

Nick Cannon was on Lopez Tonight and he told George Lopez about how he lost his virginity. Mr Mariah Carey said that when he was in junior high school he hooked up with a high school girl and when they were done she went into the bathroom with her friends and laughed at him. He vowed from that moment on he would never be laughed at in bed and sounds like he hasn’t been. Sounds like Mariah Carey is a lucky woman.
BTW watch the whole interview because he really has a good sense of humor about everything! And you can watch him on NBC starting Tuesday at 8p when he returns as the host of America’s Got Talent.

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Mariah Carey is a slutty Barbie
January 29th, 2010 under Barbie, Mariah Carey. [ Comments: 2 ]


Mariah Carey is doing an album of duets and here is one of the videos from her upcoming flop. Up Out My Face is her duet with Nicki Minaj and that song was so bad, I had to watch the video in mute. Daily Mail had pictures from the video, so I thought I would check it out to see if it was as awful as the pictures and it was worst then I thought. I am trying to remember the days when Mimi actually released good music, but those days seem so long and far away. She needs a hero like her first husband Tommy Mottola to save her career because it is going down the drain faster than you can say flush.

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Mariah Carey needs to stick to darker colors
January 6th, 2010 under Mariah Carey. [ Comments: none ]




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Mariah Carey wore another dress to the People’s Choice Awards that was at least a size too small for her growing figure. Like most of her body fitting dresses she has problems figuring out how to walk in it so she had to once again get her husband Nick Cannon to help her out. Unlike most of those other dresses this one is white and it really shows off that she has put on a few pounds. When she wears the darker colors you don’t notice it as much and you also don’t notice her back fat rolls spilling out of the top.
While she might’ve won for Favorite R&B Artists at the People’s Choice Awards, I would say her dress choice was a big fat loser.

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Mariah Carey dresses normal
December 28th, 2009 under Mariah Carey. [ Comments: none ]



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Mariah Carey attended the Capri Film Festival in Italy and instead of wearing her normal body hugging dresses to show off curves she wore jeans and a button down shirt. After looking at that side profile of her, maybe she better off sticking to the revealing dresses? They show off her curves in a much better way than those denims.

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Mariah Carey knows how to make an entrance
November 3rd, 2009 under Mariah Carey. [ Comments: 2 ]


Mariah Carey knows how to make an entrance and what an entrance she made last night on The Jay Leno Show. As she starts to walk on the stage (1:20 in) she slips a little bit and few steps later another trip that unfortunately she stopped and when she regains her balance she acts all demure. She blames her slip ups on a loose buckle on her shoe. Thankfully her dress that was at least a size too small for her was so tight her boobs didn’t come loose.
BTW her near fall wasn’t the only time she tried to be all demure during her interview. She also tried to act classy when talking about her parfum (6:05 in) to Jay. She called it parfum because she was trying to be French. Mariah you are from Long Island, you can’t make anything sound classy with that accent. Especially when you wear a dress that is barely holding you in. No wonder Jay said he wish he had a desk, so he could hide the chubby you gave him. BTW I didn’t need to know that and I didn’t know that men of his age could get one without Viagra? So ewwww.
At least it was an entertaining interview, but for all the wrong reasons.

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