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Mariah Carey trapped in an elevator with her fans!
November 21st, 2018 under Mariah Carey. [ Comments: none ]


TRL thought it would be a good idea to put Mariah Carey in an elevator and meet some of her biggest fans. They were right.

The Lambs got to pose with her and even got to sing to her. That is right, she did not sing with them. Which is really weird because I am sure she would have sounded great in there. I wonder why?

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Mariah Carey is a sexy nurse
October 31st, 2018 under Halloween, Mariah Carey. [ Comments: none ]


Mariah Carey is in Japan on Halloween, but that did not stop her from dressing up for the holiday with her boy toy Bryan Tanaka. The two of them went as a sexy nurse and hunky doctor. Which is a good thing because they will cause a lot of hearts to skip a beat. Since you are what you dress as for Halloween on Halloween and that makes them medical professionals for the day. Right? I know I dress as the b-word that rhymes with witch and that means I do not have to dress up.

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Who is the biggest clown in this photo: Mariah Carey or the clowns?
October 28th, 2018 under Mariah Carey. [ Comments: none ]


Mariah Carey was ambushed by some zombie clowns in Osaka and I am not sure who is the biggest clown in the photo. Who I am kidding, it is the one with the most of amount of face makeup. Mimi of course! Sorry, it was too easy not to go there!

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Mariah Carey cancels her Australian dates again
August 10th, 2018 under Mariah Carey. [ Comments: none ]


Mariah Carey was supposed to tour Australia back in Febraury with her #1 songs, but cancelled it “due to a necessary realignment of her international engagements for 2018.”

Now, two months before those rescheduled shows, she is leaving her fans Down Under high and dry again. This time MJR says it is, “due to a scheduling conflict.”

She did not say what the scheduling conflict is, but she told them she is working on new music.

If I were the fans, then I would tell her what she could do with the new music. You know the saying, “Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me.” Then I added, “Fool me three times, F*ck you!” And that is what I would be saying to her.

What is the point of releasing new music if you are going to keep canceling on your fans? They buy that music. If you keep treating them like 💩, then they will move on. If they move on, then no one buys your music. Which means no tours. No sales,and that means no money for you. I think you can see where I am going with this train of thought.

Mimi, treat your Lambs better or they will find a new herder who treats them with the respect they deserve.

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Mariah Carey says that American Idol was a ‘total bleak experience’
June 7th, 2018 under Jimmy Kimmel, Mariah Carey. [ Comments: none ]


Mariah Carey was on Jimmy Kimmel Live yesterday and he wanted to know if there is any truth to the rumor that she told Lionel Richie not to do American Idol. The singer responded with, “If I didn’t I should have.” She did not explain why she said that.

Then she realized that people might misconstrue what she said, thus the diva elaborated what she was trying to say. It is not that she thinks he would be a bad judge, but instead what she meant was that she “did not have the world’s best experience” on AI. Then the ABC host wanted to know what was the worst part of being on the singing competition. The woman, who is an open book, closed that chapter of her life. All she would say is that she had some great hairstyles on the show.

I hope someday she writes an autobiography and details why she hated Idol so much. But knowing her, it won’t even a be a page to rip out of her book.

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