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Maria Carey goes grocery shopping
April 8th, 2025 under Mariah Carey. [ Comments: none ]

Let’s be honest. The price of groceries have gone up so much under you know who. Therefore, no one can afford to go food shopping anymore.

Well, almost no one. Mariah Carey still has Christmas money, so yesterday she went to Ralph’s and bought eggs because they are the most expensive thing in any market these days.

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Mariah Carey will play her final Christmas Time concert
December 17th, 2024 under Mariah Carey. [ Comments: none ]

Mariah Carey has been on the road with her annual Christmas tour for the last month. However, she had to cancel the last three dates because she has the flu. They were the last three out of her four dates, so people were wondering if she would play her final show tonight in Brooklyn.

The answer is yes. The singer shared a video of herself walking in Manhattan looking healthy and assuring fans, “Brooklyn, I can’t wait to see you!!!”

If I were her fans in Pittsburgh, Newark, and Bellmont Park, especially the latter, I would be pissed. She was not well enough to sing on Sunday, but she was healthy enough to eat out on Monday. All I’d want for Christmas is for Santa to put coal in her stocking.

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Mariah Carey cancels two more shows
December 13th, 2024 under Mariah Carey. [ Comments: none ]

Mariah Carey/Instagram

Mariah Carey has been on the road with her Christmas Time tour since November 6th. Just when she could see the lights on her Christmas tree, she came down with the flu.

Therefore, she had to cancel her in Pittsburgh on the 11th, leaving her with just three more dates to do.

However, today, she gave an update on this weekend’s concerts, “Newark and Belmont – I wish I had better news but unfortunately I’m still sick and have to cancel the shows tonight and on Sunday. I’m really devastated about it and appreciate your support. Love, MC ”

This just leaves her with Brooklyn on Tuesday. Hopefully, she will be better by then for her fans.

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All Mariah Carey wants for Christmas is to get rid of her flu
December 11th, 2024 under Mariah Carey. [ Comments: none ]

Mariah Carey/Instagram

For 30 years, Mariah Carey has been telling us all she wants for Christmas is you. But this year, she is changing it up.

The Queen of Christmas is on the tail end of her Christmas Time tour, but she was forced to cancel her concert at the last minute. “Pittsburgh, I am sorry to say, I’ve come down with the flu,” she wrote. “It breaks my heart that I unfortunately have to cancel tonight’s show. I love you all so much.”

Mimi has three more dates in New Jersey and New York starting on Friday. Hopefully, she will be better by then.

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Want to get revenge on your neighbor whose house is all lit up for Christmas?
November 29th, 2024 under Mariah Carey. [ Comments: none ]

Let’s be honest. We all have that neighbor who covers their house with thousands of Christmas lights. Thus making it almost impossible to sleep.

Do you want to decorate your lawn with something that will annoy them as much as their house annoys you? Now, you can.

Mariah Carey is selling an inflatable lawn decoration of herself in Santa’s sleigh with three reindeer on Amazon. If that is not annoying enough. Here is how you can make it even more insufferable. Play her song All I Want for Christmas is You on a loop. And bury the speakers under your blinding neighbor’s lawn.

This is the perfect plan unless they love that song. There are people who do.

Oh, and did I mention it is going for $160? I saw it is worth it because your neighbor’s reaction will make it priceless.

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