Seriously? OMG! WTF?

Madonna/Instagram

Just over two weeks ago, Madonna was rushed to the hospital after she was found unconscious. Doctors placed her in the ICU and diagnosed her with a serious bacterial infection.

Since then, she has been released from the hospital and recovering at home.

The North American part of her tour was expected to start in Vancouver on the 15th and last through October 8th. However, today, she announced that section of the tour is postponed and will start in London on October 14th.

Thank you for your positive energy, Prayers and words of healing and encouragement. I have felt your love.

I’m on the road to recovery and incredibly grateful for all the blessings in my life.

My first thought when I woke up in the hospital was my children.

My second thought was that I did not want to disappoint anyone who bought tickets for my tour.

I also didn’t want to let down the people who worked tirelessly with me over the last few months to create my show. I hate to disappoint anyone.

My focus now is my health and getting stronger and I assure you, I’ll be back with you as soon as I can!

The current plan is to reschedule the North American leg of the tour and to begin in October in Europe.

I couldn’t be more grateful for your care and support.
Love, M

Madonna turns 65 next month. However, you would never know it by seeing her perform live. The singer puts on one helluva show. So let’s give her time to recuperate and go back to being the Madonna we know. Even if she doesn’t look like the Madonna we knew.

Madonna/Instagram

Last week, Madonna posted the above photo and said, “The Calm Before The Storm……….” She was referring to her tour, which was expected to start the middle of next month.

But then everything changed on Saturday. According to Page Six, the singer was found unresponsive, so someone called 911. And she was rushed to the hospital, where she was intubated and placed in the intensive care unit.

Her manager, Guy Oseary, gave an update on her condition and tour: “On Saturday June 24, Madonna developed a serious bacterial infection which led to a several day stay in the ICU.

“Her health is improving, however she is still under medical care. A full recovery is expected.

“At this time we will need to pause all commitments, which includes the tour.

“We will share more details with you soon as we have them, including a new start date for the tour and for rescheduled shows.”

Hopefully, the 64-year-old will be better soon and back on the road. Because if you haven’t seen one of her concerts, you need to. She puts on one helluva show.

Madonna/Instagram

Back in 2020, Madonna announced that she was going to direct a biopic about herself. Even though it was rumored that Julia Garner was going to play the singer, there was no word of a start date for the film.

Today, Variety is reporting that there is never going to be a start date for the scrapped movie at Universal because Madonna is going on a massive world tour instead.

Oh, well. We will just have to wait for someone else to tell her story and make her life even cheesier than it already is!

Jack Black/Instagram

This photo of Jack Black and Madonna has caption me written all over it, so go ahead and do it!

School is back, and so is one of Jimmy Fallon’s segments on The Tonight Show. Yesterday, he, The Roots, and Madonna performed her song Music with classroom instruments.

I wonder if Madonna knew what they were because they didn’t have them when she went to school all those decades ago. Did they have paper back then?

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