Louis Vuitton has replaced Madonna with a model half her age according to The Sun. They have hired Lara Stone who is 25 to take over for the 51 year old singer. So why are they no longer using Madge? A Louis Vuitton spokesman said: “After two seasons with such a huge star, Marc decided to take a breather and work with a model – and not just any model. It’s the choice of a new supermodel.” Breather? What does that mean? The teams of people who had to photoshop her were complaining so much to him, that he need a breather from them because they needed a breather from her?
Well at least Madonna can enjoy the fact that her boyfriend is younger than the model that is taking over for her!
Once again we were reminded just how funny Saturday Night Live is because yesterday Madonna joined Lady Gaga in a sketch that should’ve been funny, but wasn’t. It makes me long for the days when she did the classic Coffee Talk with Babs and Roseanne. That is when the show was funny.
Madonna was performing Holiday in Bulgaria and when she was transitioning to a Michael Jackson tribute it looks like she passed out for a few seconds. According to The Sun, she also lost consciousnesses after performing Spanish Lessons. A source gave the paper a health update on the 51 year old singer
“Madge was really worried backstage. She had to sit down for a longer break than usual between songs.
“She refused to end the show or take a break after the Holiday dizzy spell. It turns out she’s suffering from exhaustion. She is anaemic.
“She was advised to postpone the last two shows in Israel for a few days, but logistics and stubborness stopped her. She’ll do them then take some rest.”
Hopefully she will to take her doctors’ advice and take a much needed rest. It must be exhausting to put on the show she does every night and then go home to a boyfriend who is 30 years younger than her, don’t you think?
We all know that Madonna is a workout fiend and her arms have no body fat and are all skin, bones and muscles, but no matter how many times I see her bare arms they still scare me. Seriously I wonder if she looks in the mirror and goes my arms look awesome? I wish someone would tell her to lay off all the exercise, at least for eyes because I don't know anyone who thinks that looks good.
BTW I am sure all the people at her Kabbalah Center love seeing her wear a big cross around her neck.
Positive note at least her face doesn't look as bad as it usually does. She seriously needs to eat a doughnut or some chocolate just to get some fat back in her body.
Madonna’s Louis Vuitton ad is so photoshopped that it doesn’t even look like a picture anymore, it looks more like airbrushed painting. Her fingers were so over-photoshopped they look illuminated like ET the Extra Terrestrial’s. Maybe it is time for Louis Vuitton to find a new model that they can still make look like picture in their ads as compared to a portrait.
