Lenny Kravitz is 60 years old. However, he is not too old to take a bubble bath to promote his RayBan sunglasses. And that is a darn shame because I want to see what is under those bubbles!
Watching someone exercise is normally not a turn-on. However, when Lenny Kravitz, 60, doing it is erotic.
Case in point. Here he is, jumping rope shirtless, and I can’t stop watching, especially after I cast it to my 54″ television. It is hypnotizing and erotic.
Do you feel bad because you haven’t had sex for a long time? I am about to tell you something that is going to make you feel better about that.
Lenny Kravitz told The Guardian that he hasn’t had sex in nine years. “It’s a spiritual thing,” the singer said. “I have become very set in my ways, in the way I live.”
Part of the reason is spiritual; the other reason is that he is waiting for the right woman.
So the man who oozes sex hasn’t had any because he is waiting for the right woman. Well, that makes me feel better about my drought.
When I look at Wanda Sykes, I think of Lenny Kravitz. Don’t you?
OK, we don’t. But the comedian reveals on the Jennifer Hudson Show today that two people in New Orleans thought she was the Rock Star. You know, because they look so much alike. He’s tall, she’s short. He is a man, she is a woman. He has dreads, she has short hair. As I said, they are practically twins.
I guess, as she says, the two “fans” were probably drinking everything on Bourbon Street and were not seeing things clearly. Not even remotely close.
I don’t know if she should be honored or insulted. I think it is a mix of both.
