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Gene Simmons changes up his facial covering
December 30th, 2020 under KISS. [ Comments: none ]

For the last 45 years, we got used to seeing Gene Simmons with his face covered in makeup. Well, that was then. This year, instead of us copying him, he is copying us. The KISS singer was seen wearing a mask as he rehearses for his New Year’s Eve concert in Dubai.

If he can do it, then so can you. You don’t want to get the KISS of death that is known as COVID-19.


KISS gets into the coffee business
December 24th, 2020 under KISS. [ Comments: none ]

KISS has sold a lot of merchandise with their name on it throughout the decades. In 2021, they are teaming up with Dead Sled Coffee to release their own java. What better to Rock & Roll All Nite, then by downing their cafe and listening to their music.

You will be on such a caffeine high that you will be able to get out of those leather pants in seconds. Something that you will need to be able to do because coffee makes you pee and poop.


Gene Simmons latest gross food choice
September 4th, 2020 under KISS. [ Comments: none ]

I used to think I had the worst taste in food, but then I found out that that title belongs to Gene Simmons. The Kiss man with the tongue likes to put it on ice cubes in his cereal and it also likes the taste cottage cheese, oatmeal, whipped cream, and blueberries mixed together.

His latest creation came with the help of his wife, Shannon Tweed. She made him a panini with turkey, cheese, and tomatoes. Then he added some hot sauce to it for flavor. Tweed thought that looked good enough to eat, but she was in for a surprise. That is because he added peanut butter to the sandwich when she wasn’t looking.

I get it, tomatoes are a fruit. However, they are not the type of jelly you want to go with peanut butter. Let alone hot sauce. I put hot sauce on almost everything, and even I am like, hell no.

Simmons must have one of the strongest stomachs in the world because how many other digestive tracks can handle his food contraptions.

If Simmons is ever hard up for cash, I say this with love, I hope he never opens a restaurant. He can kiss his money goodbye if he did.


Gene Simmons debuts another unappealing meal
March 30th, 2020 under KISS. [ Comments: none ]

Gene Simmons/Instagram

A few months ago, Gene Simmons showed us that he likes to add ice cubes to his cereal. As strange as that sounds, it will not gross you out as much as his latest creation which he has been making for years.

It is cottage cheese, oatmeal, whipped cream, and blueberries mixed together. I did a Gene Simmons and stuck out my tongue because that sounds so nasty. I don’t care if he says it is “Delish!” I wouldn’t KISS him after he ate that. Would you?

They say breakfast is the meal of champions. In his case, it is a meal of someone who did Rock and Roll All Nite. How else do you explain his two creations?


Gene Simmons is freaking people out
January 2nd, 2020 under KISS. [ Comments: none ]

Gene Simmons is as known for his tongue as the music he has created with KISS. However today, he is making news for what he likes to stick his tongue in.

Not women, because he is happily married to Shannon Tweed. Instead, he shocked people, when he asked, “Anyone else put ice cubes in their cereal?” I cannot imagine anyone else doing this. Can you?

I am up for trying new things with ice cubes, (like putting it in wine thanks to Diane Keaton) but not this. Have you done this? Do you want to try it?


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